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Death By Mayonnaise Monday, June 19, 2006

Well, i've gotten my marks back for the CreTh poster. 77. Which is fair. What isnt fair is wen hao getting 90. See the thing is, that alone is fair... him getting a lot more than me cause his poster was way better. But you can tell that kee jan is biased cause nobody else got even close to that. There are 2 others, whose posters are just as good as wh's but they only got 80. I mean seriously doesnt it make you wonder? Even wen hao himself says kee jan is biased cause the latter was told by the other teachers than wh is a good illustrator. And the way kee jan said it, its like wen hao is the only one with great potential in the class, i'm seriously not exaggerating. Or maybe its just that wh is the most studly in class. I dunno. And he told marina, to her face that she's not a good drawer. I'm seriously disliking that old hag more and more.

On the brightside, DrFun isnt that bad. I've finally finished my self portrait and i'm not that happy with it... somehow. The eyes are a bit too big and the neck is a bit hairy(keep in mind that i used pen), there are some ink spots and the shirt doesnt look 3d. And the whole thing doesnt really look like me.



Then at CreTh on thurs, wen hao fell asleep again... and didnt wake up wen the lesson ended. So raziz suggested we all leave and call him so that wen he wakes up, nobody's there. So we put all our video recording devices on the table divider, offed the lights, left and put luqman's phone beside him. Then they called it and the phone rang. The look on his face and the way he looked around was priceless. Then we came rushing in and watnot. I still gotta get that vid from jocelyn. Then we sat around, talkin crap, doing stupid stuff like jumping clear over the table dividers... or rather trying to. Only wh and raz managed to, luqman and yk couldnt, i almost did it but my butt slammed down on it. Then we went over to the next class where mark, germaine, natasha and marc were. They had this lame game to see who could say more random stuff. Then we went down to the canteen for snacks and i bought like 3 ondeh ondeh( is that wat they're called? the green glutinous balls with gula melaka inside). Then the thing was so huge and the juices kept flowing out all over my hands and wen i shoved half of it in my mouth i couldnt chew.

Anyways, we came to school in the morning on friday and it seemed nancy was 20 mins late. Then mdm chan, hyou see shou know, came up to tell us that nancy was on mc. Yay. It was fun pretending like we were disappointed. So i had like 2 and a half hours before CreTh at 12, and since i would be busy after that, i decided to go see my aunt & her family(maternal) at my granma's house who were from holland and here for a visit. So i got there and shook my aunt's hand and she hugged me. Let me tell you, she's huge, so i was like nearly drowning in her mass of belly and boobs. It was like a waterbed, only softer. Or a pillow, only more with the consistency of jello. She has 2 daughters. One, who was fat and giggly is now still fat, but not as giggly, caked with make-up, with super thin eyebrows and a paris hilton-ish tan.
(btw, have you seen paris's new video? its so weird to see her actually doing something, and she sounds a bit like gwen stephani, that is so degrading for the latter). Then the other sister who used to be athletic is now also fat. Wth.

So after CreTh, we had lunch at mensa(wen hao's a sucker for that place cause of the cheap, $1.80 kuay chap). I tried soft-shell crab for the 1st time. And i realised something about luqman. He tends to overdo stuff. Like say he's acting out guitar playing, he excessively does it or like wen we suggested alternative lyrics to songs(in the dirty way) he just kept goin on and on till it wasnt funny anymore.

Then after that we went get my film slr for Basic Photography in the next block. I got jocelyn to follow me cause she knows the shop owner and stuff about cams. Luq came as well, sayin he might get one as well. So after waitin for damn long in the shop, the guy brought it out(its second-hand btw, god knows i cant afford a new one) and handed it to me to test it out. It was such a bimbotic moment. I didnt know anythin about it, thats y i brought jocelyn. The guy was nice enough to show me how to use it and stuff and gave me a free pouch. Yay, my new old camera.



Omg, i found this super hilarious.