Technology is to Hanif as Oil is to...?
Friday, June 16, 2006
Fuck la. I just wrote a really long post that took me a long time to write then wen i'm done, the com hang. Bloody hell. I'm to pissed to re-write it now, so i guess i'll do it either this weekend or monday. For now...
There was this fat malay girl on the mrt wearing an open-shouldered sweater thingie. Wats the use of using an invisible bra strap if it presses into your fats, creasing it, making it visible? I mean really. It was those thin transparent types, but she was so fat, it was so tight that there was like a deep line of depression on each shoulder.
Morbidity Exposed
10:38 PM
Our resident vampire
name Eli Mateen Hanif
age 17
b-day 29 july
zodiac Leo
e-mail addy Eli_slovik@hotmail.com
I'm
A smooth talker. Hope so. I'm usually bitchy with a hint of sarcasm, but in a funny way of course.
I'm sort of friendly and approachable but it takes me quite some time to really get to know and trust someone.
I'm kinda materialistic but still mostly sentimental.
Love making jokes
and making people laugh. Ouh... and i like singing almost everywher i go. Basically, i'm just weird.
wishlist
[] More great friends
[] Laptop
[] Skinny Jeans
[] A nice hoodie
[] The Nokia N93
love and hate
[ ] Money
[ ] Art
[ ] Sexy cellphones
[ ] Jennifer garner
[ ] Television
[ ] The smell of playdoh
[ ] Chocolate
[*] Morons, assholes, betrayers of trust and tyrants
[*] People with ABDD
[*] People with bad body odour
[*] Dirty toilets/lifts
[*] Having semi-curly hair