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Torturing the Sadomasochist Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Yay... we're finally doing portraits in DrFun. I know it sounds like torture to most, and it is a bit tedious, but i like the end results. We're supposed to draw a classmate so i chose standley(i'm not kidding, his name is really spelled like that, his parents must have been tired of sitting...) since he was doing me. Okay, that sounds wrong. Lets rephrase it to 'since he was drawing me'. Here's how it turned out


his face is a little shorter in real life but the likeness is there

2 other ppl are drawing me also... i know one is, from wat i've seen, bad at portraits, another hasnt really done much so cant see yet, and standley's one is quite alike. The next one is like i have to draw myself, smiling, and with pen. Thats such a bitch. Nancy's such a bitch. Well not really but this is really bitchy.

As for CreTh, we watched another film and we have to do a book cover for it. And i have to say, kee jan's tastes in films only enforce my suspicions. See, the first film was about lies and lesbianism and the present one is about betrayal and homosexuality. See, the guy is an army captain or seargent or watever who crushes on this private, but the latter is stalking his wife who incidentally is having an affair with a fellow liutenent. Hahah. And in the end the supressed gay guy shoots the private because he was jealous that he chose the wife over him. Like eew. Its not his fault he's straight la. And this moron has to go and think he's like him. And i found it funny that the private likes to ride horses naked. Its a wonder his privates dont get chaffed. Pun intended. heheh. I still dont get it, cant kee jan find films that are straight and perhaps not completely boring? I mean serously, how can a movie with such a controversial theme be so bloody dreary. And the fact that it was recorded off TV2 means that all the good(meaning bad) parts were censored. All thats left is a film that has you looking at elizabeth taylor's huge ass. And the high-waisted pants did not help one bit. KJ should show us stuff like Moulin Rouge or The Pianist or The Village or Amiele, or that french movie i saw where the two lovers got themselves cemented in a hole.

Anyways, yesterday i went to escape theme park after school. I had 6 free tix so the ppl who came were germaine, natasha, mark, marc and sy. We left sch kinda late, waiting for marc to finish smoking. Before that day, i thought he was malay. Cause he totally looks it... and i never knew his name before. So anyways on the busride there(sy was meeting us at pasir ris interchange cause he went to watch Cars with his class earlier on) nat was telling about her dramatic break-up. Hoo, if all break-ups are like that, its best i stay single. By the time we reached escape it was like almost 5. Wen the rest got onto the pepsi 1st, i stayed back, and since the seats were paired, sy sat it out as well, or else he would have to sit alone. So the both of us went to the viking. i was apprehensive about sitting far back at first cause i've come off the ride feeling real nauseous before. So wen the thing got real high, we would shout certain things as it came down... asswipe, vulva and diarrhoea to name a few. We didnt realise people in the queue could hear it clearly, cause to us it sounded really muffled. Wen we got off, i was strangely not nauseous. Well, after meeting up with the other 4, they decided to take the viking, wich means 2nd time for me and sy. Here's wen i really felt like throwing up. I guess fate does not let me tempt it more than once. The others said i looked green afterwards. So i passed wen they went on the rainbow. Then we went for the haunted house and it was a lot brighter insede than before, took a lot of the scariness out of it. although there were some times we were spooked. I still felt like puking so i passed wen they rode the viking twice again( germaine also shouted penis this time) and went on the flipside aka teacups.

Then they went to line up at the pepsi a second time. I was gonna sit it out cause of wat it did to me last time. I was immobilised for half an hour. I had to actually lie down. But they said like after that they were gonna do the rainbow again then dinner, so i was like wat the heck and climbed over the bars last minute to join them. It was so bloody awesome and i was scraming "fucking hell" 3 quarters of the time. And to my surprise i really wasnt all that dizzy afterwards. Sy left after the group photo cause he had work to do to pass up the next day. I felt bad wen he said he'll take the photo since he's the odd one out. But then he like knew germ and mark longer than i have so i think he was talkin crap. Then after dinner( that stupid burger king not only doesnt have half the menu, it doesnt even have regular sized drinks...thats so slutty) i left, cause they were like walkin back to the interchange even though there's a bus. It was an overall fun day. heres 2 pics from there.