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Supermagical Thingamajigs Friday, September 01, 2006

Yesterday i went back to sec sch to see the teachers. See, at first the programme was that the students had to walk to bishan park, as part of ACES day crap. Tg for the rain, it was cancelled so there were no celebrations or activities watsoever. The organiser should be shot.

So i came at about 9 and went into ms chew's room and unfortunately daphne(supposedly she had a bruised eye concealed desperately under make-up even though other people saw it, i have better things to do than look at her fugly face. Rumors are flying bout how it happened. some say her husband did it, others say her son. but mind you he's only like 2. I say it was her own stupidity) was there. She went like "you going for sex change ah? along with ryan and victor?" Riight. Long hair doesnt mean anythin bitch. And i was more irritated when like 6 ppl i met that day likened me to paul twohill and 3 asked me if i was gonna join sg idol. omg. There are so many people in the world who have hair covering one eye, and moreover my right eye was only partially covered. Damn those narrow, simple-minded people. Anyway after that i went into ms chua's room and after a while saw ryan and victor and bryan and some other guy. Bryan lost weight. Ryan's hair was nice. Vic had a nose piercing and a bad dye job. Then ms chua asked me to deliver two cookies on a stick to other teachers. I passed the 1st one to daphne saying "nah! its NOT from me." The second one i delivered to airy deborah gan.

I stopped elaine low and she almost forgot my name(how dare she, looks like i didnt make fun of her enough durin her lessons), then went to ms seah's classroom or rather her zoo. The students were like mad monkeys... and not those adorable marmoset kinds. Its those rabies-ridden, patchy haired chimps. Anyways i had a nice long talk with her, then went to meet up with the rest of my ex-classmates. None really changed much. Justin's hair was longer, yiqiang was slightly buffer, jeremy had a bad hairdo that was big at the back. Qiang said it looked like brood mother from warcraft. heheh. Went to see Mrs Low, mrs singh, ms sng and alifa (who now wears a tudong, she looks different in it) at the staff room. Then went down to the woodsville house to see mrs khoo, a.maths yeo (chem yeo was sick and left early so we didnt get to see her). Saw parames and she forgot wat year i was in, saying like "you're in your 3rd year izzit?" wen i told her i was in tp. Then other people in my batch came. Jon had a cool haircut, zhi hui was carrying, get this... a guitar. And we heard he participates in p.e now, and supposedly kevinpreet laughed at him from another level when he got hit in the head with a basketball. Ivan grew even more and Jing hao lost a lot of weight( more than sy i believe), looked really different, but not any handsomer la.

After lunch at the coffee shop, me, john(chew, who's hairstyle also changed), daniel and qiang bought bubble tea and went to sit in mac to chat. Luckily the staff never chase us out. We talked for very long and i didnt understand a lot of the stuff they were talkin about ccause you know, jc stuff, all different terms and exams and subjects and watnot. I'm glad i didnt choose that path. Then karim and gang were going to play lan and asked me along but i felt like i'm pangseh-ing the other 3 if i went... so i didnt go. Matt's teeth became the object of criticsm. John turned out to be a cam whore. We finally left only at 5.45 i think.


me n john

here are some of the neoprint pics i promised.




everyone wants a piece of my butt. and zhi wen's reaction is priceless.


bad choice of lingerie