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Unleash the Army of Inferi Sunday, August 27, 2006

here's the results of a test i took, a dating types thing i got from joel's blog.


The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet


Once again there is a haze hanging low over good ol sg cause the stupid indonesians cant learn from mistakes and are too dim witted to not burn forests anymore. I'm not some eco-freak tree hugger but yeah, i do care for the health of our natural environment. Not that i volunteer to do stuff like tree planting or watever, i wouldnt mind tho, but i just hate these reckless acts. Its bad enough they kill their own lungs, they have to kill ours too.

Anyways, i went out yesterday with my mom and sis. Ouh and speaking of my mom, she had put on, yet more weight that there was a big bulge both above and below her waist/jeans line. She has got to stop using tight clothes and realise she's almost 40. anyways... Yay i got the zara t-shirt i wanted, paid for by my mom of course. It costs like my 1 week's allowance, so i most probably wouldnt have gotten it if i had to pay for it myself. But i'm lovin it. Cant wait to use it. Then we went to watch Barnyard which was, at most, amusing. What i found disturbing was that the male cows had udders. Wait, male cows are bulls rite? the ones that get mad if you wave the red cloth in front of them?(i know thats a lie, cause firstly, the bull is mad cause it has many spears sticking into it, and its color blond so its prolly the movement that makes it charge). Ah wadev. Mammals arent my area of expertise.