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Soo Ga Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I was just watching this really whorrible cooking show on channel 5, Nancy Lam. Oh my, wher do i begin to criticise her. Ok, she's this fat auntie-looking chinese woman who has red dye patches in her hair. She wears this fugly pair of glasses and she probably shops at that auntie department store(i wonder if you've seen it before... theres one outside tampines mrt, a big clothes store that caters only to tacky aunties). She's married to some african looking guy, and somehow i think she stays somewhere in europe... cause of the friends she has over at the end. Well, i've saved the best for last, her speech. Its not only what she says, but also how she says it. Put easily in one sentence- She sounds a 5yr old from hong kong who's trying to impress the queen of england. Ok, what she says is indicative of of typical uneducated middle aged women who are abundant in sg. Perfectly broken english... almost like a real-life, female version of pck. To add to that, her hongky accent is infused with british slang... its like she's trying desperately to sound english, but is failing miserably. And when she speaks, she keeps that same retarded smiling expression and never changes it, like some botox gone wrong. Ok,ok, i know i'm evil, but better out than in.

Well, ive been reading my old posts. Some particularly exhausting to read. I seemed so busy back then, rushing here and there. Lots of problems and stress. But i'm gonna save the words of reflection for the end of the week, an extra long post about moving on and remeniscing. Cause the 1st reporting day is on the 10th. Then orientation is on the 18th. I've decided not to go for the optional overnight camp even though i might make some good friends there.