Purple and Yellau
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Today was supposed to be some ceremony/briefing thing in sch. Arrived slightly late. It started with 3 performances. 1st was this guy who sang kinda weirdly, or maybe just the song was weird. Quite good la. Then there was this beat boxer. At some parts i was amazed, others i was laughing hysterically. Its like some of the sounds he makes sounds so like the original instruments, like the drums, and it was really cool wen he sang as well, it sounded like he had two mouths or something. Then the parts that showed he wasnt that pro, the disc-spinning sound and his very queer, deep 'beep' thing, sounded like constipation and diorrhea combined. Then came this band, 'base fish' or something. They played well, but the lead singer had a strange quality to his voice. At the low parts it was ok, then wen he went real high, sy said it was like hearing someone commiting suicide. But really it did sound like that, kinda nasal as well.
Then was the boring prize giving, and an even more torturous speech from moses. I mean seriously, how much crap does he have stored. Something thats supposed to be a moving speech, turns into a lecture that i dont learn anything from. And he keeps doing this stupid of like asking us to tell the person sitting beside you some crap phrase, like... I'm high class... or something. And he doesnt just go forward, he keeps like going back to previous slides and sayin them again, and each point is freakin long winded. I soo pity his future grandson man. And his catch phrase, "are you with me?" I am so not anywher near you man.
After that buttcramp-causing speech, we had to sing like this monotonous song, and even though it was simple, both the guys on the mikes were out of tune, one being moses. Then came the school song. Or one of the two school songs. Doesnt matter cause both suck. Ok, you know how bad national day parade songs can be rite? well, these are like 5 times worse. It sounds, like sy said, some political voting thingie or watever. I mean, we're like 17, 18, 19 and even 20. Those kind of songs are even below 12. Hi-5 comes up with way better stuff, and they're only singing to kindergarteners. Ok, then after snacking on the free food, we went to see the cca display. I thought of joining adventure club, but ah heck, schoolwork is already gonna swallow half my life. Better just concentrate on that. If i want exercise, i'll just go jogging in the evenings. Or buy weights or something. Ouh, and i saw this guy with an afro. AN AFRO! Its self explanatory, dun need to insult further.
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