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Pretty Ugly Saturday, April 15, 2006

I just watched the re-run of miss singapore universe 2006. There was just so much injustice, i have to complain. The evening dresses were ugly. Very amaturish. Like the designer should be shot. I mean they were not like outrageously ugly but for such a 'prestigious' event, a better job should have been done. But well, the ugly dresses matched the ugly people.

More than half the top ten were ugly. As in like... "U.G.L.Y, you ain't got no alibi, you uglay. Heh. Heh. You uglay." There were like 3 or 4 who were mildly pretty, but the rest reeked. Well, it was the 1st question round. Contestant no.1, wasnt one of the real ugly ones. But she spoke like she just picked up english last week. One contestant who talked about beauty and brains, did not have evidence of the latter. Some spoke with flawed tenses. Others with weirdly pronounced words. One who supported the polytechnic girl porn video. Perhaps she's a pornstar and she feels the need to defend her field. One of the indian girls had a rqather good answer but the other one(hte prettier one) had a weird of speaking. And i dont get why they got that blind beggar...oops, i mean busker that resides in the orchard met underpass, to ask the question. And he asked something like, singaporeans just go about their business so quickly and are always busy, dou you think they sould slow down to take in some music?...or something to that effect. But i think he means, shouldnt you all just stop and throw cash into my collecting bin?

Anyway, at top 5, they were asked about the notion that foreign men are more attractive than local men. Honestly, who comes up with these questions. Well anyway, all said they prefer local guys. I bet most of them were lying. One said she preferred local guys cause all her exes are local, pudgy, mildly ugly but nice. But i mean it seems like from the 1st 3 criteria, she would be deterred from sg guys. And if they're so nice, why didja break up with them huh? Bimbo. Well, the only reason the notion exists is cause we see less foreign guys and more local guys... so that it seems like ang moh's are better looking. But come on, i bet the west has their own fair share of ugly people. Take 50 cent for example. I bet he didnt become a boxer even though he wanted to, because he couldn't afford to be injured and become uglier. But yeah, it does seem like all the pan asian guys are good looking. And so are most of the pan asian girls. Haiz... how can sg guys like us compare to people like that winner of cleo's most eligible bachelor, this year and last. And how can sg girls compare to people like denise keller. Ouh... and i was watching charlie's angels full throttle last night, and lucy liu is decidedly hot.

Ouh yeah... i forgot to say in the previous post... i got my the back of my hair shortened and my fringe thinned. Then after dyeing my hair i went all the way to simei to see my grandfather(mom's father... dad's father passed away few years ago) in hospital. Then one of my cousins was there, she's pan asian, married, and just gave birth like 5 months ago. See, unlike my stepmom, she didnt really grow that fat in the tummy area after pregnancy. She used to be as a child, but then later she lost a lot of weight. And now, her ass is huge. Its like out of place. It like doesnt fit the rest of her body. I mean its not that she's skinny, but her ass is like massive. I mean besides the fact that its kinda wide, cause the width is kinda normal, but it protrudes outward so much... as if shes like deliberately sticking it out... except she's not. I mean its like a hump on a camel. The camel's not fat like an elephant, but the hump sticks out... just like my cousin's ass. Ok, i know i sound really evil, i mean she's really nice and all, a cat lover, and i always have a nice time talking to her. But still. Anyways, back to my grandpa, he cant eat, so he has like three of those drip things, two are sodium chloride and one is potassium chloride. What about sugar though?

Anyways, after that i travelled clear across singapore to chua chu kang for my ex-school's rugby match. I arrived rather late. And then there was this guy i know who told me to take 172 to the place. There was some confusion whether it was a stadium or a police academy. Then i saw his two brothers and mom at the station... also goin to the game, and unfortunately for me, i followed them and they screwed up directions and by the time we actually got to the game... there was only like 10 mins left. Our side won. thank god. Otherwise i would have been pretty pissed having to travel to far for a loss. Well, took bus home... feeling car sick halfway through... with karim ranting on the story of angels and demons. And the ride was really long, so wen we got off, i very nearly puked. I think it must be the hair dye. Cause like i've read before on the back of a dye box that you shouldnt do it if it gives you headaches or wadev. And i've experienced it before... but just didnt want to mention to my aunt or else she would have forbidden this time. Well, i still have a headache... hope it goes away by tues... along with these two nasty pimples ant the side of my nose.