Shit Happens
Monday, August 01, 2005
Well, las friday was my b'day even though there wasnt much fun. Some guys decided to dao me till after school but because it was also John's birthday so they kinda wish todether la. John got me a Nalgene water bottle and i got him some $6 pencilbox. Mrs low gave me n John a melted lollipop and Karim got me a praying mantis. Whopee! Named her Matilda. Fed her like 8 crickets since friday so her abdomen is kinda bloated now...see how long she lasts. Abt 8 guys didnt know what to get me so they shared and gave me $47 in a stapled packet of foolscap paper with all their signatures(including ms seah, although she didnt give anythin). They also gave their birth dates so i could return the favour. Tsk.
So after school, rushed off to bugis with sy for the film makin course. On the way there, he gave me a small box wrapped in newspaper and put in a sock. I didnt open it yet...build up anticipation. We got to the class at like 2.50 but nobody else was there. So we waited till like 3.10(class supposed to start at 3) So while waitin i open the present. It was this really cool, silver, sleek swiss army knife. It was real good. Looks like i hafta give him somethin real good for his b'day as well.
So the guy was kinda pissed and started teachin...with only the two of us there...settin up lighting and stuff. then when the rest came at like 3.30 he rush through again. Then we play with the lights, me being very narcissistic. Then when it was the other gruop's turn, we go to the upstairs room and fool around like crazy. Takin model shots, sy and tim dancin the ndp song. Luckily i come up with the idea for our 5 min film oredi...this guy is haunted by a drownin incident a year ago and has to face his fear when his friend is in danger. yeah.. the only problem is filming me drowning...since my aunt duzen let me swim at private pools.
So anyway.. after the class we supposed to go for dinner... my treat... but since maja cooked my favs go home la.
Then that night, kak farahnaz bought this cake from marriot and a bottle of that fake kinda wine. The grape sparklin juice. Nice la. Then nex day got tuition, and later went out with my mom.., for the buffet. Somehow i couldnt eat more than 3 oysters...although i ate a lot of other stuff though... baby lobster, tempura and cold pasta. Damn full la... then went over to the com there, put in one dollar for 15 mins. Wah, the got this damn chio ang moh girl with very short shorts sitting at one of the 3 pc's. then when she go and change her money, i and my sis saw that she was on msn with some guy on webcam. Her bf no doubt. Anyways, bought two plain long sleeve t-shirts to go with my sleeveless denim thing the next day.
Ok, so this morning got up with a perfectly normal mild stomach cramp. Went school, then durin mornin assembly had to go shit. So i walk real fast to the nearest toilet. No toilet paper. Go to another one, past sniggering people. still no toilet paper. Went to the floor above... still dun haf. So i use the end stall where got the hose. Had to do it old school. Durin elaine's period got headache and felt like puking. Then when KYM's class was ending, i shat in my underwear. I ran out like some lunatic to the toilet. Thank god i wasnt usin boxers. So i called my dad from the toilet and ask him to send new clothes la. But when he come, i decided to go home just in case it happened again. Retrieve my bag from the hall then ciao. At home take medicine then go sleep. Wake up, shit twice more and still got nausea and headache. So go sleep then go doctor after wake up. Got gastric flu...so got mc for tomoro as well. Ouh, and i just puked green stuff like 5 mins ago...even though i didnt eat anythin green. Just hope i get better before the rehearsals on friday.
Morbidity Exposed
5:59 PM