Jelly Beans
Thursday, July 21, 2005
OK, so had malay listening compre last week. And it was broadcast over ria. Damn good la, cause just before the thing started, Helena was played, so i sang along and ppl looked at me like some psycho. It lifted my mood however. Just hope i get at least B3 for malay so i dun have to retake.
Speakin of psycho, the school has sorta over-advertised counselling. I mean come on, which idiot would go there willingly. I guess the only people the counsellors are gonna see are delinquents. And you know, they were sayin like, we need someone to talk to and watever crap. Yea rite, we're gonna spill everything to stangers, especially since the new one looks like a witch. And reflection class is back again. Why they gotta make it sound so noble. I guess youre supposed to sit there and reflect on your past actions, lame stuff like not tuckin in your shirt. Just call it detention la, no need so snide.
Well, today Mdm chua didnt come so we decided to do the 3 minute fim for the filmmakin course. At first we were supposed to do somethin quite chim la, but with the lack of time and resources, we decided comedy would be easiest. even though it took like two hours. WE spoofed the top 5 ads that we thought were funny, me, sy, tim n darrell. First we wrote stuff on sheets of paper, like opening credits.
No.5. Whisper ad, the one with that girl sittin on the couch sayin " modelling's fun, but it can be tough, when i have my period" then behind her got this hologram catwalkin. OK, so i laid three chairs, laid sideways and started sayin the lines la, and sy was the 'hologram'. I couldnt help laughin cause tim was so uncontrollably laughin. Well, sy had first did it normally then, when it came to the part wher i said "I fear my pad will bunch up and cause leaks" he did an exagerated performace of someone with menstrual cramps. On tape it was hilarius.
No.4. Sk2. So sy did his lines... the zap zap thingie, with a quarter filled spray bottle with the top taken off, and when he said "My miracle water" at the end, he dumped the thing over his face and drenched his face. Guess wat, something went wrong and we had to retake. hahah. So when that scene was over, he was like damn wet la.
No.3. Fisherman's friend. You know the one wher the girl sucked so hard on the sweet then her shirt popped open at the top? Yeah, so sy put two half coconut shells whrapped in cloth into his t-shirt. It was real hard to get the scene goin cause his 'breasts' were sagging and we bound his waist and a cloth over his head and a shirt over his t-shirt. We managed to get the right effect by me and darrell stood on either side of him and we pulled both halves of the shirt open simultaneously.
No.2. You know got this channel 5 thingie, wher mdn tan(patricia mok)from my sassy neighbour turns into wonder woman at a void deck. Well this was a long one to make. Wrapped a towel around my head and sat behind a table with newspapers; the old lady. Then sy came with the camera bag like a hangbag and did such an enormous whoop...noticing a banana peel on the floor(we used a plastic banana for that). Then they shot me puttin up my hands like a shield and threw tons of scrap paper and newspaper at me(the part where patricia changes). Then shot sy with a red towel round his waist, the ‘wig’ on and banana in hand, did that lame dance thingie and went off screen to put up the channel 5 sign in front of the cam.
No.1. Marie france bodyline. You know the one wher that woman so dramatically squeezes between two cars parked closely together? Yeas, s we had two tables put closely together, tim and darrell, at one, me atn the other, with two different sized towls over my head. So i went on to do watever la, thinkin it was a dry run but sy never told us it was the real thing. I got out of my 'car' posed, looked down at the two guys and did that spastic thing that lady did la, with extra, like pushin my butt at the cam. yeah, it looked really embarassin , like when my 'wig' fell off. I just hope he manages to cut that part.
Ok i know the whole thing is kinda drag la, but it was fun and supposed to be funny. Not to be taken seriously ppl. I wonder wt the reactions will be from the others in the course. hah. will find out tomoro.
Ouh yea, the auditions for the talent show are tomoro. Its gonna be much more difficult to win than last year, with 3 bands playin and sy singin Beautiful soul. Haiz. Dont think i will win the finals but as long as i or sy beat elijah's group, i'll be happy.
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