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Silence of the Lambs Sunday, December 31, 2006

As the time till year's end draws near i reflect on past deeds and experiences and i ask myself: Have i made a better person of my self in even the slightest way? Have i made a difference in the world... or smaller, in the lives of the people around me?

Mmm 2006.
3 Nseries phones.
1 ice cream cake by 3 wonderful... well one not so wonderful, people but all is forgiven, haha.
4 shrieks of joy for my O'level results.
10 days of crappy bedsheet-sellling.
2 weddings(not my own of course).
1 laptop.
0 broken bones.
3 sleepover nights at Jon's house.
1 lovebird lost.
3 albums bought.
13 christmas smses.
Inches of hair chopped.
Several good movies.
Shitloads of money spent.
Countless bars of chocolate.
Too many nights that lacked sleep.
Many months of tiring modules.
Over 120 sheets of expensive photo paper.
Numerous bitchy comments.
Thousands of laughs.
Not forgetting the many friends i've made, and the older ones that i've gotten to know better.

There were so many mistakes i wish i could take back but i cant. I can only try to prevent myself from repeating them. No doubt i'll be making a whole new set of mistakes but lets hope they arent too devastating. Hmm so new year's resolutions... 1st, start excercising... i think i made this last year and didnt keep to it. BUt i really gotta do it. I wanna pass the finess test so i dont have to do 2 extra months of NS. And also at least i wont have to struggle so much in there if i'm fitter. No wait... just fit. Cause i'm so far from that now. 2nd, i also wanna try be more religious. I dunno how but i better start improving... little steps at a time. See, i'm not afraid of death, but i'm afraid of what comes after that. 3rd, i'm not gonna vow to be less bitchy cause thats just who i am. ahahah.

Haiz. So little people online means so many are out there partying. I'm jealous. Hahah. Well happy new year to you you all. ;)

Clay-Masked Fox Heads Friday, December 29, 2006

Ok i just had a pretty bad haircut and sch is comin. Haiz. At first it was ok then the woman just went thinning crazy. So yeah its kinda whorrible. Would like to put the pic up here but its more of a surprise if you see it yourself. Maybe i should dye it to make it somewhat nicer. I think i wanna do grey or something.

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3:45 PM

Majestic Banana Thursday, December 28, 2006

Got invited to joel's house for some get-together on christmas day and unfortunately nobody else i knew came. His room was pretty crowded at first and i had my first try at poker. We used this load of 5cent coins joel had as chips and it was pretty fun. When most of the people left, we played some other card game i forgot the name then watched a lot of episodes of robot chicken on youtube... super funny. Ouh and its the 1st time someone said i sound like a chinese. Wats with that?

Anyways i just got back from a 2-day sleep-over at jon's house. Although sleep-over is inappropriate cause we didnt really sleep.

I got there in the evening on tues and we pretty much slacked the whole night. We being me, aaron, qiang, jeremy, daniel, john, bc and ivan. Aaron was addicted to fifa on jeremy's xbox and whoopin ivan's ass over and over. There was this really fun game called Kungfu Chaos. Lazy to go out to eat so we ordered macs but i didnt eat much cause i was full with a really huge chunk of aaron's bro's wedding cake. Tons of icing. The consistency of the cake was almost like brownie. Absolutely heavenly i tell you.


I could have gone into sugar shock man.

Ok so jeremy came late but he told aaron he wasnt gonna show. So we all hid in the storeroom while jon told him we all went home and stuff. Of course we burst out and attacked him la. heheh.


getting raped. haha

Then we went to play soccer in the carpark at 3am after everyone tried pumping the ball... wanking the pump aggressively. Haha. We played till the guard came and told us to keep it down. Went up and slacked a lot till about 6 then went to sleep. Jeremy fell asleep earlier so aaron put shaving cream on his face(ring a bell sy?).

Woke up at like 9, ate fish snacks for breakfast cause it felt like gastric was sinkin in. Watched some oprah. And jon's mom was around with her head wrapped in plastic askin me stuff. I find her kinda intimidating. So do the others. Haha. Then went back to sleep till like 12+. Jeremy, john, bc and daniel had other stuff to do so they left. The rest of us went to eat lunch at like 4 at ttsh foodcourt. Came back in the rain then fifa most of the time for aaron and ivan, the latter left before dinner cause he wasnt sleepin there that night. John wasnt either. The others had sushi for dinner cause jeremy brought this whole set that he got for free. Too bad i couldnt eat cause there was ham on one of them. Since when sushi places got ham sushi one? Well anyways i totally forgot about the project runway finals when we went to macdonalds at 10 for my dinner.

We went to swim later at 12 and it was freakishly cold. What with the rain and all. Jeremy was exaggerating about almost getting hypothermia on some previous incident... absolutely false. Qiang and i were the most affected cause of our lack of insulation. It was a pretty fun time tho... throwing and pushing ppl into the water, dragging the deck chairs into the pool. We were actually supposed to play soccer 1st but the guard this time was diff, damn grumpy and er... i dunno how to spell that chinese term.





So after that we went up and started cooking stuff, can soups, maggi mee and corned beef. The soup was the most whorrible thing ever. It was this pasta in tomato sauce thing and it all tasted synthetic. Bleh. Then i watched the Bewitched movie on hbo and it was pretty interestin the way they chose to portray it. By the time that was done at 4, dan, jeremy and jon were asleep. I went to wash almost all the dishes and utensils(i can tell the parents are kinda pissed at the way we've been treating the place). Then aaron, qiang, bc and i started talking about sec school and stuff and how people have changed and it was all pretty funny. Went to sleep at 6 again and woke up at 11 but i rolled around untill like 12. Went to novena square at like 3.45 cause i had to get food and jon had to get a christmas card which was impossible to find so he improvised. Ooh and i got a scoop of haagen dazs and they had a 1 for 1 thing so i had 2 lovely helpings of macadamia nut ice cream.

Its so sad cause like this might be our last sleepover ever, our group of wackos. Cause aaron will be goin for ns in jan and like this whole coming year will be damn stressful and no fooling around for the jc ppl. Haiz. Moving on is so bad sometimes.


me, aaron and jeremy being gay and daniel being horny. Heheh.

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6:21 PM

Night of the Aurora Sunday, December 24, 2006

Little Sarah sat at the street corner huddled all together in her black cotton dress with dirty lace trimmings, She rocked slowly back and forth and shivering from the cold, her bare feet teetering on the wet sidewalk. Her breath passing thinly through cracked lips as the streetlight cast pale rays that carried no warmth.

Unexpectedly, she heard footsteps striking sharply on the ice-crusted cobblestone, coming ever closer and finally halting a foot away from her. She looked up at a tall man with shadowed eyes and an emaciated face. His hat slung low over his brow. A maroon scarf swathed his neck above his long black cloak that seemed to flap and billow even though the air was still. From its depths, he extracted a pocket watch and popped it open. Satisfied with what he saw, he replaced it and removed his scarf wrapping it tightly around little Sarah. She blinked with bewilderment but smiled ever so slightly in gratitude. The stranger then stooped over, took out a chunk of bread from his pocked and waved it temptingly in front of her. Her hesitation was momentary and pinched it out of his hand with nearly frozen fingers. Little Sarah opened her mouth wide and welcomed the crusty morsel of food.

He then offered his hand which she took immediately and he pulled her to her feet. He brushed her unkept hair away from her face and held it gently in his hands. "You shan't feel any hunger nor cold nor pain from this moment on. Come with me." he said with a raspy voice in low undertones. Little Sarah couldn't do anything but to nod in acceptance. So he gathered her at his side and with a great leap, soared into the night sky. His cloak whipped around like wings propelling them higher and higer, away from the citylights and into the abyss of space.


In the early morning just as the sun's was beginning to caress the frozen pines, the town's minister clattered down the street chuckling merrily with his assistant. As he came round the corner, he stopped in mid-step and sighed. His brows furrowed as he told to his assistant "Call the hospital to bring around the ambulance would you Harold? And tell them the siren won't be necessary". As he stepped closer he whispered, "Peaceful Christmas, little girl."


And a happy Christmas to you all.

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10:49 PM

Gina Tomato

Wat. The. Hell. FFAAAAAARRRRKKKK ZZIIIIIIIITTTT! I cant believe it. I havent had a visible pimple in months. I blame that bloody fag doctor who didnt upp the dosage for my isoretinoin. See, i've been with the same doc at the skin centre for quite some time... and well i postponed my appointment cause it clashes with SCHOOL and the pp'd one falls on the coincidental time that the doc is ON VACATION. And i cant postpone till he gets back cause it might relapse so i thought it would be fine with someone else. Ok the last visit, the original doc said he would probably increase the dosage to totally strike while the evil is weak... but this new guy said it wouldnt be necessary since it was already working well. Trust me i tried to push it. He and his cheery disposition can go to HELL. Argh. And i thought he was nice. Phheh.

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1:55 AM

Gangsters and Cobras Friday, December 22, 2006

Ok so yesterday i went for this church event Dilys invited me to at the DBS building. Ok so as i went in everybody at the door was super friendly and stuff and tho they told me their names i dont remember. Well after waiting inside for about half an hour cause i was early, the thing started.

The male host reminded me of gyanju from Bleach(yes its totally awesome) and he kept makin fun of the female presenter's small eyes. There was this band performace and they were pretty alright then was this drama thing about ppl who tried to find love and stuff... and let me tell you, drama it was. Sometimes it was too much that it was funny and there was this group of malay guys(they won some sports competition or something) being typical, shouting snide comments occasionally. Haiz... shame me only... not that i'm malay but i look it. After that there were these testimonies(like how crappy their life was until they found god) by some people and i thing it was really brave of them to speak their life sufferings to a big audience. There was this girl who actually drank detergent.

Ok so after that there was this speech by the pastor. Ok i know to me riveting, a speaker must have a certain level of enthusiasm and spontenaiety but well he was nearly reaching raving mad; shouting half the time with hoarse-ish(its not horse misspelled) voice. Reminds me a bit of moses(the design director, not the prophet) but this guy was actually funny. Then there was this quiet time thing where he said some stuff and asked who will accept jesus and stuff so afterwards when they were playin this song, those people would go up on stage. And during that time too, the youth counsellors went about the audience. One came to me and asked 'do you wanna come on stage? Did you feel anything in your heart a while ago?' Here's something about me... no matter how bitchy i am with friends, i'm almost always nice to other people. So instead of just saying a dead 'no' i said 'i dont think so'. And he continued, reiterating the previous testimonies and asked the previous questions again and started trying to lead me to the stage. So i was all 'i dunno' and 'not right now'. Then when he realised i wasnt gonna budge he asked
"can i pray for you?"
(me)"Nah its ok"
"Is there anything in your life you want me to pray for?"
"Nothing i can think of at the moment"

See thing is, even tho i'm a very unreligious person i wouldnt accept any other religion no matter how fun it seems cause i firmly believe in Islam. And they make it seem like its all up to God, i mean if He wanted to, he would love to accept us all in heaven but what about that wager with satan? And why should hell be so miserable... i mean if we follow in satan's footsteps he should be happy and welcome us with open arms right?(not that i would want to). See here i'm open to any objection so feel free to.

After the thing was over, went outside and met clara and waited for dilys to appear. The latter is shorter than i remember(maybe its cause of my high hair). Ok so the free food was pretty good and thank god(here its just an expression ok) it was halal. Woo. I loved it that the meat was sliced thinly and still pink in the centre. Yes, its the closest to raw i can get without falling ill. Ouh then we met Jerrold, same as ever and he was surprised to see me ther. When i was done everyone asked me to have seconds but i was too lazy to go line up again. And unfortunately there were these guys from sec sch who, when they got my attention, laughed. People like these shouldnt be invited to events that require manners.

After sayin goodbye, i left for novena cause i was meetin up with jon to go pick aaron up from the airport. More people came than i expected; daniel, jeremy, john, qiang and ivan. With the exception of me, john and ivan, everyone was gonna sleepover at jon's place that night... so they all followed jeremy to serangoon to go get his stuff cause he had to go for his BB(not that he's in it anymore... just kaypo kaypoh with the juniors) again early today.


i havent done my hair this high in a long time... and it felt gooood.


the gay couple woo! haha kidding.

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10:17 AM

Astrological Paperweights Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The sky is havin an emotional breakdown. Its been crying and crying with very little breaks in between. Who knew she had so much tears. I wonder what upset her. Was the sun mean to her that she's blocking him out so completely? Did all the dust and smoke from the recent haze agitate her beautiful blue eyes? And now she has started, its hard for her to stop. Someone please tell her she's flooding the streets knee high in tears. And scaring the children with her booming voice. Someone try to comfort her so she doesnt kill anymore trees or tumble anymore walls. We need one darn good psychiatrist. One of those who charges $500 an hour. Tell him to give her some anti-depressants and some sleeping pills. Let her rest those soggy eyes of hers. Ask him to tell her to take a deep breath and relax so if she stops crying, she can see all the happy faces below with their arms laden with gifts. She too deserves some joy this Christmas.

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2:35 AM

Narcoleptic Monday, December 18, 2006

Well met up with jon and sy to go mind cafe. Woo its quite cool. So we played a few games. Jon was Master of Reflexes. Sy was King of Agression. And i was Lord of Deception. Hahah. So anyways we saw this little sign at the bus stop and decided to take photos. Whee.


Fartsy the White Ranger


Helmut the Gummy Biker


Ashean Beautee the Goggled Mantis

Dont ask me why Ashean Beautee... we chose each other's alter-ego names.

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12:40 AM

Unearthly Reflections Saturday, December 16, 2006

Just a little mini-photoshoot with Javon.


Listen


Speak


Scent


Seek

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7:28 PM

Osthato Chetowa Thursday, December 14, 2006

Went to buy tix for Eragon at 2.30 yesterday. Even tho sy only finished his course at 4 and he and jon were only meeting me at 5. The kiasu me. Then i went to swensens, got myself 2 scoops of macadamia nut ice-cream and watched Bleach on Jadis. Then i went out to the benches and watched sumore.

When the other 2 came we settled ourselves at the balcony part facing the sea and started window shopping when it started to drizzle. We ate at banquet then more window shoppin... cause the movie was at 9.45. Ooh, now there's a new brand i like besides topman and zara, Pull and Bear. Weird name but nice clothes. The stuff from GAP is pretty nice too but expensive.


wee i'm flying!



I. Was. So. Effing. Disappointed. With Eragon. Not only did they cut out so much of the events even certain visual elements were compromised. Like the unbelievable height of Tronjheim and the Beor mountains, the supposed-to-be-hooded Razacs, The fact that Urgals have huge horns on their heads. Certain things were so screwed up. Like where was Angela's werecat and why wasnt she at the battle in Tronjheim? And why didnt they visit Teirm or see Jeod... who would be needed in the next book. And how in the world could they have killed a Razac? It also seemed like Eragon didnt learn much from Brom nor did he suffer physically at all like in the book. ARGH! Its worse than the adaptation of the 3rd Harry Potter. I mean if you watched the movie alone its not too bad(say 3/5) and Saphira(the dragon) was totally awesome. But Haiz. All my anticipation for nothing.


After the movie.

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2:55 PM

Menos Grande Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Phew. Finally finished the portrait of my aunt. And since i cant find a job, i'll be doing portraits for $10. Considering it takes me about 5 hours to do(dont worry i do it from a photo). If you're interested, just tag or e-mail or msg me.

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7:06 PM

Not Sleeping In On Sunday, December 10, 2006

Yesterday was my cousin's wedding. As in the groom. They used the same wedding planner as my other cousin but that one was considerably more tasteful. 1st of all, a lot of the decor was green even the cake...not sexay. The music was whorrible; 95% malay dangdut stuff, thn the hindi songs were the really old ones and the english ones were just plain tacky. The food was ok but the desert table smelled disgusting cause of the rojak gravy. The apple crumble was decent tho.

Most of my cousins had their hair curled, tho one's was a little overdone and looked like a wig with glitter on top. Then, to my awe, i saw this guy with the N93! Turns out he's the bride's brother. Lucky bastard. Then later when there was the karaoke part, he totally lost his pitch(sy, ala dominic's 'when you believe') so many times that he gave up halfway. But hey, i'd rather be humiliated in a hall full of relatives and have the N93 than not. Yes, i'm obsessed if you must know. Ouh and two of my cousin's sang too and they were pretty good. My cousins were forcing me to go but i didnt. I'm not as thick skin as they think i am. Haha.


i took over an hour to get ready.


my niece, nephew, sis then the wedding couple



Ok so last time when i blogged about my other cousin's wedding i didnt put up any photos. So here they are.


nicer dress


better make-up. and the music was leagues more pleasant.

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3:19 PM

Today Is Friday, December 08, 2006

I have been rotting at home doing nothing for so many days along with that whorrible neck ache for quite a few days so thank god sy called me out to go cristmas shoppin today. Actually i only found out las night(more like 12.58 this morning) that zhi wen and bang lun were going cycling at ubin today but since he was already asleep, i couldnt ask him the details. Of course i could have left him a message to call me as soon as he got up but then i shouldnt be pangseh-ing sy and hooper so yeah.

Anyways we met at 11 and stalked around centrepoint and found these really nice horoscope paperweights so i got one for myself, one for er... and sy got one hoop but didnt get his own cause he said the libra one was ugly. Ooh and i saw this really nice white leather shoe at robinsons but darn it was 179 bucks. Haiz. Then at heeren i say these really cool nike ones from the new edition with the very bendy sole, $177. My goodness. So ex. Hmm, maybe i can ask my dad to pay for half. Of course it's not as high end as the one alexander mcqueen did for puma or by some other famous designer that was over 400+. Awsomely nice of course. Then we went to have the lunch buffet at sakae sushi but for some reason it only started at 3, and it was only 1.30. I mean since when was a normal lunch at 3? thats almost tea time already la. So we ordered drinks and played bingo for 1 and a half hours then ate for another 1 and a half hours till we were totally stuffed.

Went to paragon for sy to draw cash then to far east plaza cause he wanted to get fake specs. Seriously. He wears contacts. And wants to wear fake glasses. So anyways we all were half-hearted about whether to buy a certain pair of sunglasses, all a bit ourtrageous. And even tho it was only 10 bucks... its still cash. Then sy left for his retreat and me and hoop went home.

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9:06 PM

Falsettos Friday, December 01, 2006

Knights of cydonia

Yay, new Muse video! Its weird but really cool. Soo different from the previous 2.

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10:16 PM

Waking Up

WOOOOOHOOOOO! I got my ticket for the Muse consert! Wow i am so psyched. If there was one band in the world i would want to see live, its Muse. Then Evanescence. Then MCR. Even though i like mcr's look most. It is gonna be soo awesome. I saw their performance at the mtv europe music awards and it was amazing. Its gonna be at fort canning on the 16th of Jan. I'm shivering in anticipation.

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7:13 PM