White Gold
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
A fat woman fell on me today. Seriously. See i was standing at the front corner of the standing area in 853 and i felt like shoving a durian up his ass cause he had this jerky style of driving. So anyway, it jerked real bad and the back of my hip hit the rail reall hard(still hurts a bit) and the fat woman beside me just squished me... sandwiched beween the seat back and probably 80 kilos of reinforced jello. And after she apologised, she started laughing like it was the most amusing thing ever. Thank god i was in a good mood or i'd probably have shouted 'bitch' when she pancaked me.
Ok so saturday mornin like real early my aunt woke me up cause my dad was asking about enrolling me in some religious class thing... cause i could choose between going for the Sat or Sun one(the choice couldnt be whether i want to or dont want to go). But i was so pissed cause it was like 7+ am and i had slept at like 4+ earlier on(i usually have just as little sleep normally but gimme a break, its the weekend). So i just grumbled sunday.
Yeah so sunday mornin woke up got ready and my dad sent us(my sis wasnt spared either) to the place. I thought that it was gonna be like nice and new like the Muslim Converts place but it was this dingy little building in yishun... The Arab Association. Well the class is in english, and there's no exams so i didnt like fight my dad too much... plus i had sold my soul for another night at jon's house the other time.
Ok, i just wrote an extremely critical paragraph about my 11 new classmates but i figured that if somehow i become friends with any of them and they read this blog, i'm a gonner. So yeah 12 people including me- 2 girls, 10 guys. The teacher is a pretty nice guy but i wouldnt have guessed he's young(27) cause of his rather saggy boobs. But otherwise he's really knowledgable and stuff so yeah. We got assesed on how well we read arabic and i got catagorised into the lowest class-1. Which is not that demoralising cause i knew it myself anyway. There were some who were damn good tho. Ouh and did i mention it was supposed to be ages 15-17? and i turn 18 this year which makes me feel like the delinquent who got held back or something. My dad could have found me a class for older noobs but no, he insisted. Luckily there's another 18-er, but then again, he knows his stuff pretty good.
Well my dad picked us up after class(its 4 bloody hours... 9-1) and we went to eat
at city plaza and it was like little phillipines or sth. Ouh then while eating i spotted this pigtail-wearing tranny in the salon opposite the restaurant. My sis didnt believe me at first so she like walked all the way to the front of the shop to take a look. Haha. Then later on at night my cousin came back from turkey with stuff like turkish delights, some super sweet pastry thing and corn chips that had like poppy seeds. Yay opium. Ouh and she got me that blue eye thing too.
Morbidity Exposed
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