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Burlesque Queen Thursday, September 28, 2006

There was some stuff i forgot to mention pertaining characters of the people during the chalet.

Well, as you know, sy and clare were the hyper, enthu, spontaneous(might i add childish) ones. But of course the whole thing would have been ultra drab without them.

Faith was one of the guys. The was like the link between the 2 species. Yes females are the more evolved and comlpex species than males. Like you know she was the only girl who played frisbee with us and stayed up with us to watch movies while the other 2 slept.

Pepper is super mortified of anything that crawls...leading to the Gecko Crusade. See, there was a lizard in the kitchen and she was so paranoid about it eating our food and when we won the argument that they dont, she went on to them shitting in our food. In the end she managed to gather her army- sy and clare(i am now supporting animal rights so i didnt join in) to war against the cold blooded threat. She armed herself with insecticide(which i knew would not work) while her allies beheld mugs of hot water(clare's idea). Together they ambushed it behind the kitchen door and fired, but it escaped, fleeing to the dining area. Pepper cornered it and unleashed an unfaltering stream of insecticide for like 20 seconds and when it ran from her wrath, the other 2 splashed it with acid... i mean hot water but the scaled fiend plowed on to the hall. Clare pursued it while sy went to get more ammo, however impatience took him and he smote it over and over with the edge of his mug. All that was left to do was clear away the smashed carcass without a decent funeral. Sir Steve erwin would not have been pleased.