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Burlesque Queen Thursday, September 28, 2006

There was some stuff i forgot to mention pertaining characters of the people during the chalet.

Well, as you know, sy and clare were the hyper, enthu, spontaneous(might i add childish) ones. But of course the whole thing would have been ultra drab without them.

Faith was one of the guys. The was like the link between the 2 species. Yes females are the more evolved and comlpex species than males. Like you know she was the only girl who played frisbee with us and stayed up with us to watch movies while the other 2 slept.

Pepper is super mortified of anything that crawls...leading to the Gecko Crusade. See, there was a lizard in the kitchen and she was so paranoid about it eating our food and when we won the argument that they dont, she went on to them shitting in our food. In the end she managed to gather her army- sy and clare(i am now supporting animal rights so i didnt join in) to war against the cold blooded threat. She armed herself with insecticide(which i knew would not work) while her allies beheld mugs of hot water(clare's idea). Together they ambushed it behind the kitchen door and fired, but it escaped, fleeing to the dining area. Pepper cornered it and unleashed an unfaltering stream of insecticide for like 20 seconds and when it ran from her wrath, the other 2 splashed it with acid... i mean hot water but the scaled fiend plowed on to the hall. Clare pursued it while sy went to get more ammo, however impatience took him and he smote it over and over with the edge of his mug. All that was left to do was clear away the smashed carcass without a decent funeral. Sir Steve erwin would not have been pleased.

Total Firesign Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Well, got back from the chalet today. I'm tired, sleepy and aching in 5 different parts. But it was really fun.

We(me, sy, clarence, dilys and faith) met up at tampines mall to buy groceries at noon yesterday before taking a taxi to the chalet. Since there were five of us, we had to split, girls in one, guys in one(cause the 2 taxi drivers so strict one). Wen we arrived, the 3 girls(cause pepper; the booker, was there earlier) were actually mopping the floor. Who knew girls this age were so housewifey. So we made a crappy effort to do the same in our room. Then like we watched tv and sy discovered the microphones and he and clare were so noisy on those things the whole day. No doubt i did some singing as well.

After the others had lunch, we went down to the beach. Us guys played frisbee(which sy is pretty bad at) very intensively,(which i think is the reason for my now prevailing butt and thigh aches) while the girls picked seashells... although faith played with us for a while.


clare hit sy on the butt and the latter wanted revenge so badly and they were fighting immaturely with the frisbees for quite a long time. (Pardon the bad pic qualities in this post cause i dont have actual photos and these are screenshots from the videos.)


Wen we came back, the others played this silly game that involved scattering a deck of cards and seeing who can find the ace 1st, then more decks were introduced and the number of cards to find increased till the objective was nearly nonexistant. Then we played heart attack till dinnertime where i satiated my hunger with bland cup noodles.

After shawn paul came, we turned on the karaoke vcd which was, in one word, tacky. Songs like survivor and 'it wasnt me' was played with slowly panning scenes of sheep-ridden farms lacklusture suburban buildings and bad actors. Sy and clare stole the show no doubt.


After that was the movie marathon. We started with Honey, and had an impromptu dance session just to get loose. From wat i saw, clare is quite a good dancer. Then it was the omen which was unbelievably draggy cause it lacked that cinema experience that it needed. We had a nice talk after that tho; about god, the end of days and hindering self destruction. Dilys and pepper went to sleep before we started resident evil apocalypse which was quite brainless. Sp said milla is lesbian. I'm refusing to believe that. Ate tuna with bread then got ready for bed... it was 5 a.m. Wen sy went upstairs to do something, clare told me that they were planning to do something to him as a birthday prank or something. I had no idea wat tho. I was the decoy, to get him to fall asleep quickly.

Then at 6a.m, he calls me to see if sy was fast asleep. Like a log he was. So i went outside where the preparations were being made. They wanted to pop those loud, confetti shooting thingies and spray shaving cream on his head. But they were afraid that the shh sound of the can would wake him, so clare dolloped a huge amount on his hands and we invaded the sleeping monsters lair. As the thingies popped, clare slapped the cream so hard on his head, splattering everywhere. And it was only when the psycho jumped on the bed did the birthday boy wake up.


yeah, thats how much cream he used. The room had an overwhelming lime smell afterwards.


Clare jumpin like a retard


SP rubbin it in


The candle fire was quite immortal. It came back twice after being blown out.

So after that he went to bathe, then he and sp went to the room to sleep while i slept restlessly on the uncomfortable couch which i think contributed to my neck ache. We were properly up by 11.30, joel came soon after and after lunch we went bowling. I got the 1st strike in the 1st game but did crappily overall. Clare and joel really proved themselves in the 2nd round, in which i redeemed myself as well. Whee! i like bowling. After their lunch we were supposed to swim but ended up in a very stressful game of jenga instead. Left at 5.10 cause the shuttle bus to tanah merah left at 5.15 but the bloody thing just left at 5.14. So i missed it and had to take a cab and the wat would have been free destination cost me 7 bucks. Ergh.

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9:28 PM

Dimmsdale Dimmadome Monday, September 25, 2006

A quiz thingie from sabree.

Fav color: Maroon, black and blue i think.

Fav food: Pasta, hummus

Fav movie: Queen of the Damned

Fav Sport: I dont really have any.

Favourite day of the week: Monday(cause there are a lot of nice Tv shows to watch... and movies are cheaper)

Fav ice-cream: Turkish ice-cream, cookie dough from B&J and cookies and cream everywhere else

Fav tv shows: there isnt enough space here for all of them. Desperate housewives, everybody loves raymond, Grey's anatomy, ANTM, C.S.I, Boston Legal and many more...

Current Mood: Parched and hungry

Current taste: saliva

Current clothes: milk run t-shirt, track pants

Current desktop: same as the one in the previous quiz

Current toenail color: grayish pink

Current time: 12.13pm

Current annoyance: hunger

Current thoughts: how nice it would be to be eating rite now

First best friend: farihin and khadijah

First crush: I cant say, but sy- you know who

First movie: from wat i remember, Land Before Time or Aladdin

First lie: i cant remember, after the hundreds i've told

First music: cant remember, some nursery rhyme i'm guessing

Last cigarette: i never had and never will

Last drink: tap water

Last car ride: 2 nights ago

Last crush: is still happening

Last phone call: This morning, before the time i was supposed to wake up

Last CD played: Black Holes and Revelations

Have you ever dated one of your best friends?: after the age of 7, i've only had male best friends, so NO.

Have you ever broken the law: i think i tresspassed... to catch insects at that place across the road from my pri sch.

Have you ever been arrested?: Thankfully no.

Have you ever skinny dipped?: in a hotel bathtub

Have you ever kissed someone you dont know?: no

Have you ever loved and lost somebody?: yes. joey and jesse. I think they're dead by now, i doubt they know how to find food on their own.

Single, taken or crushing?: somewher between single and crushing

Are you happy with your life now?: It could be way better if i had food in my stomach and an N93 in one hand and a hot date on the other.

When you meet the right person, do you fall in love with him/her fast?: I need a really long time to know if someone is the right person, but after that, i think love should come relatively quickly.

Have you ever had your heart broken: I dont think so

Do you believe that there are some circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?:
Wait, is the question even phrased correctly? Cheating love? I know that cheating on a loved one is totally unacceptable.

Would you take someone back if he/she cheats on you?: Depends. Maybe 0.1% of the time.

Have you ever talked about marriage with another before?: not yet

Do you want children?: I doubt so

How many?: zero.

Would you ever consider adoption?: I'd adopt a pet

If someone likes you right now, wat do you think is the best way to let you know his or her feelings?: Love letter? i know face to face may be too daunting.

Do you enjoy getting into a relationship?: i dunno, i've never done that before.

Do you believe in love at 1st sight?: no

Are you romantic?: I believe so.

Do you believe you can change someone?: I have no right to change anyone. Unless he's a family member or something.

If you could get married somewhere, where would it be?: Stonehenge

Do you give in easily when you are fighting?: I doubt it.

Do you have feelings for someone right now?: i'm not sure

Have you ever wished you could have someone but you messed up?: i've never gone that far before.

Have you ever broken a heart?: I really doubt so. But if i have unknowingly, my sincerest apologies.

If one day, your best friend falls in love with the person you are deeply in love with, what will you do?: Depends. If i'm already in a relationship with the person i'm in love with, then i'd probably not speak to him untill he gets over it.

Are you missing someone now?: Jesse. and my cousin who migrated.

I'm supposed to name 5 ppl to do this but heck. If you want to, do it then tag me to tell me so i can read it.

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12:03 PM

Consumed By Hunger

Well, the fasting month is here again, which means getting up way too early(4.45) to eat, then 13 hours of starvation. I was being such a sloth for the whole of yesterday, lying down, watching programme after programme on nick and disney. I didnt feel weak, but i think i was just taking advantage of the situation to show the full extent of my laziness. I was pretty hungry tho. Not all of the time, but enough to make me really bored. Cause like eating is one of my passtimes. Ergh, i'm scared i will lose another 2 kg(i dropped a kilo already after the holz started) like last year. Then it'll take me another 3 months to gain that back. Haiz.

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11:17 AM

Origami by Jacky Chan Friday, September 22, 2006

I had this weird dream the other night. See, it was the medieval age and there was a funeral in my home village. I was distraught(although i cant remember who it was who died), so when this guy(i dont really remember wat he looked like) offered to take me to some big city, i agreed. When we got there, he booked a room in the castle(some rooms were allocated like motel rooms) which only had one bed. Unfortunately, i slept on the hard cold stone floor... for like a few nights. The guy had stuff to do and errands to run so i barely saw him. And when we did meet, he yould give me like a single pea or bean to eat cause in my depression, i had no appetite for any meals. Then once, we met at a stairwell, and after the usual green pea, he took off his shoe, took out money from it and gave it to me. 11 bucks. In sg money. 1 5 buck note around 3 $2 notes. He said it was from someone. So i took it and went outside to the bazaar. Incidentally i met my cousin(the one who migrated) wearing like a blue and beige flowery peasants' dress. She told me that she was the one who gave the money and it was for me to go buy a mattress.

After we said goodbye,i spotted 2 of my aunts and they asked me about face paint... and i said like after a while it cracks and gets itchy. So they turned around and kept looking at the stall which had like face-paint tattoes and glitter stuff etc. I looked everywhere for a mattress bargain but couldnt, and somehow ended up at this tree growing right out of knee high water at the edge of the sea. The trunk was beige and the submerged part was white. So from the submerged wood, i carved myself a staff that could double as a weapon. I dont know why. Then i woke up. weird eh?

Anyways, after the friday prayers today, i went to see the the many pet around that area. Played with this gray parrot that loved biting my fingers... not painful tho, and this african grey parrot who was so utterly docile. Then in another shop, there was this cage of lovebirds(diff kind from jesse. And btw, i miss him so much) among the many. But this one was special. At the bottom was a dead bird with another bird feeding off his bloody, head. Smashed by the look of it. It was like so grotesque. Cannibalism! And like none of the others payed any attention. Just that psycho bird with its pal's blood on its beak thats supposed to be a herbivore. Eee. So i was like..."auntie, got dead bird." She was disgusted no doubt, but it didnt shock her as much as i predicted. With her bare hands she grabbed the tail but the feathers just detached. So she grabbed more of it and flung it into the bin. All i could do was give her a dora lee smile as i walked away.

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4:15 PM

Choose Your Poison Thursday, September 21, 2006

Went to watch john tucker must die today. Not too shabby. Quite mean girls-ish but nothing trumps the real deal. It was ok lah. Bimbo-proof plot, funny and fair amount of good looking people. Like sean said... ashanti could do without some of her pounds. The lead was pleasant looking and reminds me of someone i cant quite put my finger on. John tucker's brother is just as hot as him, and in real life, he'd be one of the popular ones too. I definitely prefer the dark haired girl(the slutty environmentalist) to the blonde one whose face is a little chubby and plain.

I also registered for the crocs(the ugliest popular brand shoes to ever set foot on mother earth) design competition. I thought it would be like revamping the whole structure and design of the damned shoe, but you're just supposed to add on stuff. And i thought of like adding moulding clay structures to it(cause they say go crazy) but they say its gotta be wearable. So i'll have to think of a theme for it and stuff. Hope i make it. The money can go towards getting my N93. Yay! But i doubt it la.



There was some arabian exhibition or something with like a very colorful performance. But we couldnt see it up close... vip's only. Some of the women performing were quite hot. Hahah.

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10:02 PM

Agaeti Blodhren Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Ok, well yesterday i went back to the skin centre and the doc gave me another 2 months of the pills. Wat he didnt tell me was that i should have fasted for the blood test i was supposed to take that day but since i didnt, i had to do it this morning... 8.10 am. Got up at 7. Way too early for a non school day.

Got there at 8.05. My stomach growled with hunger while in the waiting area. Then i was my turn, went in and my dad was going to as well but the male nurse told him he neednt, it was only a blood test. So i thought. I mean the last time i took it, it was a breeze. I was supposed to take a vid of it this time but after my arm was in that band thing, i realised it might be too extra... and i couldnt open the phone to video mode with only one hand. So i thought i would settle for a photo.

So as i looked at my arm... the absurdly thick needle went in. It isnt like a normal pain you would get from poking a needle into yourself... it was like a numbing pain that ached the inner joint muscles and tendons. Dont get me wrong... it would have been a breeze but that idiot nurse punctured the wrong place and the blood wasnt coming out as it should. Like there was some blood in the airy cavity in the canister part of the injection. Of course... unlike a normal syringe you cant just squirt the air out cause it would surely kill me. So the moron just kept trying to pull in more blood but the syringe was resisting. And the needle was like being pushed in deeper then shallower. I cant say the pain was killing me but it was really starting to bug me. I started becoming woozey and a little breathless(probably combination of the lack of sleep and food and ample amount of pain). Pissed, i told him "It didnt take this long last time" but he said something like something wong with the vein or watever(cause some ppl have that problem). Lamebrain. He bloody poked the wrong vein cause it wasnt the one that the nurse before did. And she had no such trouble. I felt like kicking him in the nuts.

After nearly 2 mins of agony, he gave up. Thank god. I felt that i would have totally passed out if he continued. Then he went to the other arm and pierced the vein he was supposed to in the first place and he had a full syringe of blood in 10 seconds. See, it was his fault. So i got up, went outside and sat down, the light-headedness ebbing slowly away. See, blood wasnt the only thing that the skin centre sapped us of. In the two days, my dad paid over 200 bucks. The consultation alone the previous day was like 43 bucks. Wat did he do? Charge by the minute? We were only in there at most 8 mins. 80 freaking bucks just for some asswipe of a nurse to do a whorrible job of sapping blood from my arm. Only the medication was near to reasonable cause the two other ppl whom i know have taken it had it at about the same price.

So anyway while waiting for the lift, i started feeling faint again. My face felt like icy water was flowing just underneath my skin. My vision was getting hazy. By the time we reached the first level, i saw my world made up of fuzzy brightly lit tiles and digital noise. I found it rather amusing. As we went out to the carpark i realised i could have been easily hit by a car if i werent trailing my father closely. It was as if fantasy melded with reality, nothing looked close to as it should. Thank god it went away on the car ride home.

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4:44 PM

Du Vollar Eldvarya Sunday, September 17, 2006

On friday i went to collect the snowskin durian mooncakes from marriot and yet another avenue for me to get the N93 has been cut off. See, the studio has like instalment plans, but you need to have an oub(or was it uob?) credit card to be able to pay that way. Which is stupid cause if someone were rich enough to have that credit card, he could pay for the darn thing at one shot. Stupid ppl.

Anyways, yesterday was some birthday party thing at my house... my granma, my baby sis and my dad's birthday. Like almost the whole extended family came. Really noisy and kecho and stuff. Kids everywhere. Not my thing. Anyways it finished at like 10 and by the time we got back to my aunt's house it was like 11. Finished reading 'Eldest'(shocking ending... cant wait for the next part of the trilogy) and it was like 1a.m. Then my granma calls. Some family drama. So me and my aunt went over but all was quiet already. Do doubt my granma dramatized everything(or misinterpreted it) and us going there was far from necessary. Something did happen though and we brought my sis back to my aunt's house to sleep. Thank god i dont really consider them as my immediate family. Seriously. My aunt is like my adopted mother. My dad is merely financial support. And my mom has a few screws loose.

I'm so anticipating this movie.

ERAGON TRAILER



I'm so irritated with some elements of it. Firstly, i dont like the fact that the lead is blonde. It minimises the heroicness. 2, the dragon's wings look like bird wings... and they shouldnt be that way. I mean you know how dragon wings are right... like the ones in lotr. In the bood they mentioned several times the translucency of saphira's wings. And worst of all, Eragon's mark on his palm. In the book, dragon riders are dubbed 'argetlam' or silver hand and the mark itself is called gedway ignasia meaning shining palm. The mark is supposed to be like a silvery mark where eragon first touched the dragon. but as seen in the trailer, they brutally savaged that fact by giving him an 'e' mark, red as any scar you'd get by other means. Soo harry potter. Ergh i'm so annoyed.

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4:20 PM

Oh god, its friday... Friday, September 15, 2006

i like funny quizzes

1.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
my hair's not right
2. When is the next time you will have sex
in 11 years
3.What's a word that rhymes with DOOR?
whore
4. Favorite planet
Uranus. No, seriously.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
my mom
6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
Port... so its called
7. What kinda shirt you have on?
Grey cotton bossini t-shirt
8. Describe yourself in one phrase
i like being complex
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
they're called FEET... made of genuine human skin.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
dark... muahahah!
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
funny and kinda strange
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
the one with more pillows
13. What were you doing at midnight last nigh
reading
14. What did the last text message that you received on your mobile say?
'its just that i'm easily convinced'
15. Where is your letter box?
5 storeys down
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
bitch
17. Last furry thing you touched?
my grandma's cat
18. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
3. one per night. Helps suck up the oil.
19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
1, after i finish taking it that is.
20. Favorite age you have been so far?
4. i had my first kiss and went to australia that year.
21. Your worst enemy?
paranoia
22. What is your current desktop picture?



23. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"no, i wanna wear this shirt, they havent seen me in it yet."
24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
a million bucks. i really want the N93. But if you switch flying with telekinesis i'd pick otherwise.
25. Do you like someone?
i think she doesnt like me back.
26. The last song you listened to?
Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
27.If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
probably... i think i'd have a better chance of surviving.
28. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
Mr Phoon
29. What is the closest object to your left foot?
a hairbrush. My legs are on the table.


I forgot to add in the previous post that wen i went out with sy the other day, we say this woman in kino with unnaturally thin(drawn) eyebrows at least an inch higher than that of a normal human being. I laughed so hard i cried.

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10:41 PM

Festivals of Liquidmetal Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Went out yesterday to go see the salvador dali sculptures. Was supposed to meet sy at 5 but due to his X-men marathon, he would only meet me at 6.30. I went to the oub centre first, thinkin it was there but it was actually at the uob centre. Thank god both were just side by side. The thingies were cool and really big. Then i went to wheelock to see one. Then went into borders shuffling around for gift ideas when i bumped into wen hao. He was squatting at the same place for like half an hour trying to decide on which of those fantasy/warrior thingie kinda books cause he got some voucher or something. Then met sy at taka and saw the stuff at the opera gallery. Too bad couldnt take pics there. Here are some of the outside ones.


supposedly newton


Theres a golden girl lying down by the unicorn... if you cant see


and my fav

We went upstairs and i proceeded into this really nice toystore(my sis' 1st birthday is comin) so i thought i'd get her something. But. There was this rattle thingie... 24 bucks. And almost everything else in the store was overpriced. I wanted to get myself this bison replica but i decided to put the money into my N93 fund. Walked over to artfriend where we met jocelyn, amanda, kai en and fehrooze(is that how its spelled?) Shopped around a while, got myself a bookmark then went to go find food.

Outide in the ngee ann city courtyard, there as this mariachi band playing and had these dancers and all. it was quite cool. Especially one par where all the dancers pranced around with water glasses on their heads. Not a drop spilled. Then they were giving out these goody bags and we thought the'red be like a t-shirt or a kechain or even maracas. But no. All that was in that big colorful paper bag was a single, one-side printed pamphlet about the showitmes of all the other mexican performances. Waste. We went to kfc for dinner then went o borders caus like thats sy's new fav hangout. And like only after we were reaching the bus stop i realised that top model was gonna start in 15 mins so we decided to cab back. But even waiting for that took so long. I got home like at 10.15. I like Molly Sue.


i would put up the vid if i could.

ooh... mcr has a new song. its quite nice

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3:41 PM

The Cripple That Is Whole

I'm so distraught that jesse flew away. I cant believe i didnt learn my lesson after joey did the same. But its like it didnt look like his wings had grown much... but yet he flew so far away. See, i was sitting at the steps of my house while jesse was nibbling at my feet. Then when my maid came back from the bathroom with the cage... he got startled and flew. I watched to see where he might have landed then sped off looking for him round the terrace houses but to no avail. Then i went beck up to check the location and realised i was searchin in the wrong place. So i got back out, running to the spot he would have landed or something, waiting around to hear the slightest gist of his chirps or shrieks. But after an hour in the hot midday sun, i gave up and went home. Its like i developed such a bond with him. Like my child, yet my friend who would just listen to my thoughts and rants without judging. He used to love picking at my face. heh. I remember when i just got him he was like balding and i had to feed him formula through a sytinge, 3 times a day. and he would squeak from inside the shoebox whenever he got hungry. Haiz. I'll miss you jesse.


this was just after his bath...

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3:13 PM

Thats an excellent choice... Sunday, September 10, 2006

Whee! i finally got my hair straightened. Went to do it at that hair salon inside isetan wisma. I came at 2.30, with my aunt, and the hairstlyist, alvin, told my aunt she could come back in 3 hours. I was like... wow. It passed faster than i expected tho. First he put on this thing that smelled like those ammonia hair dyes. Then i waited for sometime(i didnt watch the time cause i know that would make it go slower) then went to wash. I was so excited to see my hair straight wen it was wet, but after it was blown dry it wasnt so straight and i was kinda disappointed, The my hair was flat ironed and i thought that was it. But then alvin put another chemical into my hair and after some waiting, washed it off. And this time, when it got blow-dried it was still perfectly straight! yay. And my hair like reached myshoulders so i got it cut... just the back tho.


Before


After... although i dun like this pic so...


here

After that i went to kino to get 'Eldest' then went to cine to meet sean. We went to eat at pastamania... or rather he watched me eat. Knowing me, i finished only at 7.39 and the movie was supposed to start at 7.40. It wasnt that bad... Frostbite i mean, although it was plenty crappy. The crappiest movie i've seen this year i think. It was more funny than scary. But i feel that my 7 bucks wasnt wasted. Afterwards we grabbed a bite at mac then bussed home.

On friday, we had like a family outing to sentosa. 4 aunts, balqis, nur and me n my sis. After eating at bk, we took the bus to palawan bach wher the oldies set up camp, and after my sis and one cousin went to change to swimwear(t-shirt and shorts) we walked along the beach and crossed the annoyingly narrow bridge that took so long to cross cause morons would stop along the way to chat or something. Then it started to drizzle and instead of staing under that tower thing for shelter, bal suggested that we go help the aunties even though i knew they would have found their own shelter. They're old, not stupid. So anyway bacause of that we got caught in the rain, and because of that, even though nur didnt bring extra clothes, she went to swim with the other two. I, however, didnt want to walk around with soggy underwear for the rest of the day so i didnt join in. we spotted this really weird buff guy who could pass for some sexual predator. First, he was i the water alone, playing with seaweed. Then he went up on the beach and started spreading sand all over himself like moisturiser and then he proceeded to do pushups at the water's edge then going back in the water doing an exaggerated backstroke... even though his body was more or less vertical. My sis then went onto the beach and imitated him and we all laughed hysterically.

Then we went to go take the luge which was, to my surprise, cheaper than i expected. It used to be like 27 bucks for the luge + chairlift but now its only like 8 bucks. And since it was the 4 of us, including my sister who is below 12, we could take the family package which was 24 bucks, meaning 6 each. Bal was apprehensive and by far the worst diver and banged into my seat and got stuck a few times. I on the other hand, sped really fast and almost toppled over at a turn. Fun. And wen we took the chairlift up, the girl in the bench in front of us lost her slipper... as in we saw it fall a great number of metres. Good luck finding it. Then we went back and ate at the food place where the shuttle buses were... the chcken chop was pettey tasteless and there was this retarded guy collecting empty cans... and he didnt just come by once.

Speaking of retarded, i watched 'i am sam' yesterday on tv. It was a really good and touching movie. Ouh, and here are the pics from sentosa.




it looks like some movie poster


i like this pic

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3:14 PM

Stilettos That Stab Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Went to watch the devil wears prada with luqman yesterday. It was a really good movie. Funny and witty. Miranda is so like dora lee, except loads richer and has tonnes more fashion sense. The place was so hectic. I wonder if advertising firms are like that.

Anyways, the N93 is out. I went to the experience studio yesterday and my obsession for it got re-lit. The video recording is the most incredible thing ever. Its very slightly bigger than the N90 but its considerably lighter. The problem is, the lady there told me that the mobile operators won't be carrying it(i hope she's wrong). Which means i would have to get it at retail. $1288. Which means i must work my butt off any chance i get. I'll have to call that job agency ber gave me the number to. Haiz. Thats the end of my social life for the rest of my holidays. Its all gonna be worth it.

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12:45 PM

The Bald Truth

I can't believe steve erwin is dead. I was so completely shocked wen i saw it on the news yesterday. I mean its so unreal you know. Unexpected. I just cant wrap my mind around it. The guy who wrestles huge crocodiles and wrangles the most venomous of snakes, gets killed by a stingray. At first i thought it was the poison... but i didnt know it was that lethal. They have anti-venom for that anyways. Its that wen he went on top of the ray, the spine on its tail went up and pierced into steve's heart. That very brave and passionate heart. I look up to him. He's not my idol or anything, but i admire his courage and determination and his love for animals and all the conservation efforts he did for them. All the time he had been eluding death. I guess fate caught up to him. We're gonna miss you steve. Crikey.

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12:34 PM

The Prophets Divine Sunday, September 03, 2006

Friday went to watch Monster House with my mom and sis. As usual, she was late and i and my sis had to wait in that minefield of surveyors, charity donation collectors and model recruiting agents. The movie It turned better than expected. It was actually pretty good. Exciting, funny and even a decent storyline.

Ok, so my mom decided that we would be eating in that night(we were sleeping over, not a plesant night tho, i kept waking upp at odd hours), she bought tempura flour to fry with fish. So we had to take a train from orchard to city hall to change to the green line but my mom proclaimed that the train would be less crowded if we stopped at raffles place so we did and surprise surprise it mad no bloody difference. And wen people were shoving their way in, she ran off to some other door far away to find 'space' but me and my sis couldnt be bothered to follow her.

So we got of at tampines, and it was me and my big idea to go get snacks for supper, but apparently there was nothin i fancied. But on the way out to the old chang kee, i decided to show my sis the boots from timberland that i liked. Big mistake. I found out that the price had been reduced a whopping amount from 299 to 89. I was disappointed cause i already made my hair appointment for next wednesday. I felt relieved tho, wen the salesgirl told me its for ladies. Seriously, you couldnt tell just by looking. But then my mom wanted to try it on. I was pissed for 3 reasons. a) her dressing is always ridiculed so it made me feel disgusted that she liked the same thing i did(thank god she doesnt like my taste in music). b) she took so bloody long to actually buy the thing, trying it on(i should have said it looks horrendous on her... and come on, she's 38, this is such an act of denial) and when she discovered that you get an additional 20% off if you buy something else(my mom is the cheapskatest woman you'll ever meet. Once, she tried 99 percent of the testers in one biscuit shop and didnt buy a single thing. She's very anal about discounts too.) She took so freakin long deciding what else she wanted, that i left to go buy sotong balls from old chang kee on my own.(in the end she decided on a t-shirt for my granpa... not that she's so thoughtful, but cause a 39 buck pair of shoes didnt come in my sis' size and she couldnt think of anything else). c) She said that the was short of money cause she hadn't got paid yet, so that earlier on, me and my sis had to share money to get our own popcorn(which she also ate) and yet that hypocrite could buy a pair of $89 shoes.

The tempura fish she fried turned out tasteless and by the time we actually ate, it was 11pm.

And here's somethin else. If i didnt have such a detached relationship with my mom, i'd be so disgusted. I found this pack of lady-version tongkat ali/viagra in her room. Not that she made any effort to hide it. And like its a joke that me and my sis have that she always dates ugly people. Maybe thats y she needs it. She is so going to hell.

The second line of 'benifits' on the back of the pack actually says 'to attain climax'. Seriously. I mean like it supposedly is for overall well being, but there's far less kinkier stuff for that i'm sure.

So the next day i tried to get her to take us to fish&co for dinner but she brushed it off with a "some other time". We ate at kfc, and was about to go take bus but my dad being overprotective told us to cab home. Well, this cab driver took us through these really eerie roads, a route i've never taken before and i... well. See i'm one of the most paranoid people you could meet, its just that i dont voice my worries aloud. So anyways, i got paranoid, thingkin he was like gonna bring us to some secluded spot and rob us or something so i wrote the cab number down on my sis' notepad(in case my phone got stolen). It turned out fine if you're wondering.

Morbidity Exposed
7:59 PM

Bees and Corpses Saturday, September 02, 2006

Sy asked me to try this

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 10 people to play this game too.

How are you feeling today? - Deja Vu - Beyonce
Will you get far in life? - If I Were You - Hoobastank
How do your friends see you? - No Promises - Shayne Ward
Will you get married? - Muscle Museum - Muse
What is your best friend's theme song? - White Houses - Vanessa Carlton
What is the story of your life? - New Born - Muse
What was high school like? - Sing For Absolution - Muse
How can you get ahead in life? - For You I Will - Teddy Geiger
What is the best thing about your friends? - Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
What is in store for this weekend? - Passive - A Perfect Circle
What song describes you? - The Ghost Of You - My Chemical Romance
To describe your grandparents? - Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
What song will they play at your funeral? - Who Knew - Pink
How does the world see you? - Apocalypse Please - Muse(i have a very short playlist but like 8 muse songs)
Will you have a happy life? - Mas Que Nada - Sergio Mendes feat. B.E.P
What do your friends really think of you? - Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland(omg! wahah!)
Do people secretly lust after you? - SexyBack - Justin Timberlake
How can I make myself happy? - Buttons - P.C.D(heheh)
What should you do with your life? - Its Not a Fashion Statement, Its A Fucking Deathwish - M.C.R
Will you ever have children? - Long Walk Home - This Day And Age

It helps if you try to make sense.

Morbidity Exposed
10:18 PM

Supermagical Thingamajigs Friday, September 01, 2006

Yesterday i went back to sec sch to see the teachers. See, at first the programme was that the students had to walk to bishan park, as part of ACES day crap. Tg for the rain, it was cancelled so there were no celebrations or activities watsoever. The organiser should be shot.

So i came at about 9 and went into ms chew's room and unfortunately daphne(supposedly she had a bruised eye concealed desperately under make-up even though other people saw it, i have better things to do than look at her fugly face. Rumors are flying bout how it happened. some say her husband did it, others say her son. but mind you he's only like 2. I say it was her own stupidity) was there. She went like "you going for sex change ah? along with ryan and victor?" Riight. Long hair doesnt mean anythin bitch. And i was more irritated when like 6 ppl i met that day likened me to paul twohill and 3 asked me if i was gonna join sg idol. omg. There are so many people in the world who have hair covering one eye, and moreover my right eye was only partially covered. Damn those narrow, simple-minded people. Anyway after that i went into ms chua's room and after a while saw ryan and victor and bryan and some other guy. Bryan lost weight. Ryan's hair was nice. Vic had a nose piercing and a bad dye job. Then ms chua asked me to deliver two cookies on a stick to other teachers. I passed the 1st one to daphne saying "nah! its NOT from me." The second one i delivered to airy deborah gan.

I stopped elaine low and she almost forgot my name(how dare she, looks like i didnt make fun of her enough durin her lessons), then went to ms seah's classroom or rather her zoo. The students were like mad monkeys... and not those adorable marmoset kinds. Its those rabies-ridden, patchy haired chimps. Anyways i had a nice long talk with her, then went to meet up with the rest of my ex-classmates. None really changed much. Justin's hair was longer, yiqiang was slightly buffer, jeremy had a bad hairdo that was big at the back. Qiang said it looked like brood mother from warcraft. heheh. Went to see Mrs Low, mrs singh, ms sng and alifa (who now wears a tudong, she looks different in it) at the staff room. Then went down to the woodsville house to see mrs khoo, a.maths yeo (chem yeo was sick and left early so we didnt get to see her). Saw parames and she forgot wat year i was in, saying like "you're in your 3rd year izzit?" wen i told her i was in tp. Then other people in my batch came. Jon had a cool haircut, zhi hui was carrying, get this... a guitar. And we heard he participates in p.e now, and supposedly kevinpreet laughed at him from another level when he got hit in the head with a basketball. Ivan grew even more and Jing hao lost a lot of weight( more than sy i believe), looked really different, but not any handsomer la.

After lunch at the coffee shop, me, john(chew, who's hairstyle also changed), daniel and qiang bought bubble tea and went to sit in mac to chat. Luckily the staff never chase us out. We talked for very long and i didnt understand a lot of the stuff they were talkin about ccause you know, jc stuff, all different terms and exams and subjects and watnot. I'm glad i didnt choose that path. Then karim and gang were going to play lan and asked me along but i felt like i'm pangseh-ing the other 3 if i went... so i didnt go. Matt's teeth became the object of criticsm. John turned out to be a cam whore. We finally left only at 5.45 i think.


me n john

here are some of the neoprint pics i promised.




everyone wants a piece of my butt. and zhi wen's reaction is priceless.


bad choice of lingerie

Morbidity Exposed
2:35 PM