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Retarded Pointy Men Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Today was the start of the third block. Fast innit? Seemed like only yesterday when i came to school for the 1st time, almost half an hour early, to hear the lecturer say "hyou see shou know" repeatedly. I even remember wat i wore and how my hair was done. I barely knew anyone. I felt so unconfident and thought i was the only computer illiterate one. I had big hopes of like making a really good friend, like nearly best. But no. It was too fast. Other people might have, but i just take a long time to fully know and trust someone. Its a shame the class split up. I felt like i was just getting to know ppl like wen hao and angelina and chun yeung and luqman. Ah well.

First class today was Marketing for Designers... MkDes for short. The lecturer(george)... hmm. His fringe looked like he slammed into a wall facefirst, with wax in is hair. And his body is like typical couch potato. Like he's not that fat, but he's like saggy. I shouldnt be saying all this cause he seems like a nice guy, even if he is kinda boring. Maybe its just MkDes. And he showed us this ben&jerry's vid and we were broken up into groups like diff parts of that company, like consumer research or retailing. For assignments so far, we have to like study the whole booklet by next fri cause he's givin a quiz. It looks like the theory's gonna be quite dry but i think the group work shouldnt be so bad... cause if i'm not wrong, we'll be able to pick our own. As for this week, we have to sit according to register number, like sec school exam liddat. Ouh and there's this guy in my class, called EdMiral, whom i've heard some bad things about. Scary.

Then after a very draggy 3 hour break, it was Basic Photography... BaPho for short. The room didnt have enough chairs and the lecturer(terrence) didnt allow us to sit on the floor so we had to take the roller ones from the studio upstairs. Anyways, we sat in a semicircle and we had this lame exercise. He chose someone who had to state his or her name, and we all(including terrence and this rather outspoken yr 3 who agreed to help him help us) had to try make conclusion's about that person... even though we didnt know him. Like we would say someone is from a convent school and he is quiet but mischievious or somethin liddat and after all that, the person has to say if that is correct or wrong. Terrence, even though usually had bad guesses(bad pronunciation too) had managed to get it right for a handful. I was one of them. He said that i'm all for fashion( cause like i had my hair super high again and wore my self-made male shrug on my black t-shirt with brown designs and my deconstructed jeans) although that sometimes attracts bad attention. Thats kinda correct, except it wasnt the clothes that got me picked on in sec school. Then it was funny cause like marc said he though i was poor cause i couldnt affor new jeans and Nat said 'i bet he's the type that has sunglasses in my bag'... cause she saw me wearing them earlier. So like 1/3 of the time we'd come out with this kind of funny remarks cause we already know the person. But the new ones were quite difficult and some ppl had a knack for seeing stuff like that. Like i've said a few times before; You may think you know me, but 99.5% of the time, you've only scratched the surface.

So anyway that was a wasted day. And seeing other ppl's camera's i think mine is faulty cause it has what looks like fungus on that black cloth thingie inside, but i dunno if the whole thing can work anot with that but if not, then i have to go all the way to peninsula tomoro to go and change it and that will be very mah fan and alll cause i like finish at 6 now and i cant even meet ppl like wen hao and chun yeung for luch cause they dont have break like we do and thats so sad and supposedly because of our BaPho time-slot, it gonna be effing difficult to book a time to develop film which means we'll be coming back super late, like after 12 a.m. almost everyday which means we have to take cab home which will stack up on the already high costs this month with things to buy like lots of film and paper and the water tank(i'm so a super bimbo cause at first i thought the tank was that tray they used to wash film but its actually a canister that develops the film inside) and watnot. Verbal diorrhea.

There was this madman at the potong pasir bus stop that kept shouting every 2 minutes. And he was like totally filthy. Anyways, i almost died in the 147... cause it comes from serangoon road. Ok, you know like in a sauna and all that surrounds you is heat... well, in that bus, the 'heat' was smell. Omg. Seriously. Like dont they bathe. Don't be offended if you're indian and you're reading this cause you're probably the 5% of them that dont smell, e.g timothy D or me or angelina. Cant the others take a leaf out of their book? I'm not saying that only indians(by that i mean the kind that either speak either little or no english) have body odour, but its just that majority of them do. Hey, i'm indian, but you dont see me smelling like rotten curry. I have nothing against ppl with body odour. I'm against people with body odour who dont do anything about it. Use tons of deodourant or anti-perspirant... or bathe for heavens sake.

Omg i'm so bitchy today.

B151 Friday, June 23, 2006

Well, on tuesday i went for this Nokia Connection Party at suntec. You get an invitation if you register your phone online. So after come back from school, rest, then start get ready. Of course an event like this is an opportunity to dress up. So i chose almost the same outfit i did for the topman show, and i did my hair up high. As usual.



When i got there, all i saw were these boring looking business people, but after i got the lanyard at the counter, i noticed that there were normal people there too. As usual, i pigged out, though not as much as compared to the topshop after-party. There were these mini pizza thingies so since i havent had dinner, i took like 5.




This was some simulation thing where attendees could whack golf balls into a screen, making a loud thud that made me jump more than once.

Ok, here's the lowdown. Sean was right. Nokia is going down the drain. A lot of the upcoming phones look like shit. Like old fashioned, unsophisticated crap. This statement however does not include the E-series and the N-series. The 1st has sophisticated looking devices and the 2nd, well, the functions are just to die for. Especially the N93. Omg, the video quality is so uber. I was facinated. And even though it looked kinda ugly on the com, in real life, it oozed class.





On wednesday, i kaypo-kaypo go and see luqman and raziz's photoshoot. Before which we slacked around and had some lame fun.







For some reason, both photoshoots required wen hao to pose shirtless, and let me tell you he has a really great body. I felt like so demoralised after that la. I'll let the pics speak for themselves.




Luqman says with my modelling skills and his body, we would be a superb male model.

Then today i had lunch at kfc with sy and some of his class ppl( i should have lunched with wen hao they all cause we're like gonna be in diff classes next block oredi). Its entertaining, cause like clare was there and we were bitching each other. It felt good after being nice for so long. Then went to get my cam checked at the shop( i thought there was something wrong but its just that the batteries died).

Me and sy watched silent hill at lido at 7. It was so utterly disgusting and gross... in the good way. I mean really. Very gory. No wonder its NC-16. The zombie like thingies were so gruesomely awesome, especially the big-boobed nurses and that pyramid-headed, sythe-dragging fiend. The movie wasnt the kind of horror films that make you jump a lot, it was the kind of horror that made your skin crawl. There was one part wher the fiend ripped off a woman's skin...it was so graphic. The flaw of the movie is that the CG effects werent spectacular and the film had a rather sad ending. But i thing it was better than the omen. You know i love all these undead kinda characters. And it was cool where the demon killed people with hundreds of barbed wires. Awsome film and even the soundtrack seems nice.

Well, sy told me wat yk told him about me(dun worry i know he wont read this). Yk said that i'm always following other ppl and over-socialising and he actually called me a wannabe. You know, up to that point, i thought the phrase 'my heart sank' was just an expression. But when i heard that i literally felt this uncomfortable feeling in my chest like my insides just deflated. I mean like i thought he was my friend although recently i have been repelled more and more with his outward manner. I cant believe it. Its like i dunno whether to be angry or sad. See i know i'm someone who thrives on social stuff and because i'm not one of those people who somehow just attract others, i have to be the one to follow those. I'm not the kind who can just be on my own most of the time. I know it sounds kinda insecure but well... I mean its not like a caracter flaw that bugs other ppl or something. Sure you have the right to have your own opinion. But please, keep it to yourself. And to tell my best friend? No brains or wat? Of course he would tell me. You know, wen my aunt told me he had a big mouth last time i didnt believe her. Now look. I mean so wat if you're stressed out. We all have our prolems. You know wat, at least i'm fitting in with my classmates so you can fuck off in your loner world and get sick and skip school like mad. Cause now you're nothing to me.

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11:10 PM

Death By Mayonnaise Monday, June 19, 2006

Well, i've gotten my marks back for the CreTh poster. 77. Which is fair. What isnt fair is wen hao getting 90. See the thing is, that alone is fair... him getting a lot more than me cause his poster was way better. But you can tell that kee jan is biased cause nobody else got even close to that. There are 2 others, whose posters are just as good as wh's but they only got 80. I mean seriously doesnt it make you wonder? Even wen hao himself says kee jan is biased cause the latter was told by the other teachers than wh is a good illustrator. And the way kee jan said it, its like wen hao is the only one with great potential in the class, i'm seriously not exaggerating. Or maybe its just that wh is the most studly in class. I dunno. And he told marina, to her face that she's not a good drawer. I'm seriously disliking that old hag more and more.

On the brightside, DrFun isnt that bad. I've finally finished my self portrait and i'm not that happy with it... somehow. The eyes are a bit too big and the neck is a bit hairy(keep in mind that i used pen), there are some ink spots and the shirt doesnt look 3d. And the whole thing doesnt really look like me.



Then at CreTh on thurs, wen hao fell asleep again... and didnt wake up wen the lesson ended. So raziz suggested we all leave and call him so that wen he wakes up, nobody's there. So we put all our video recording devices on the table divider, offed the lights, left and put luqman's phone beside him. Then they called it and the phone rang. The look on his face and the way he looked around was priceless. Then we came rushing in and watnot. I still gotta get that vid from jocelyn. Then we sat around, talkin crap, doing stupid stuff like jumping clear over the table dividers... or rather trying to. Only wh and raz managed to, luqman and yk couldnt, i almost did it but my butt slammed down on it. Then we went over to the next class where mark, germaine, natasha and marc were. They had this lame game to see who could say more random stuff. Then we went down to the canteen for snacks and i bought like 3 ondeh ondeh( is that wat they're called? the green glutinous balls with gula melaka inside). Then the thing was so huge and the juices kept flowing out all over my hands and wen i shoved half of it in my mouth i couldnt chew.

Anyways, we came to school in the morning on friday and it seemed nancy was 20 mins late. Then mdm chan, hyou see shou know, came up to tell us that nancy was on mc. Yay. It was fun pretending like we were disappointed. So i had like 2 and a half hours before CreTh at 12, and since i would be busy after that, i decided to go see my aunt & her family(maternal) at my granma's house who were from holland and here for a visit. So i got there and shook my aunt's hand and she hugged me. Let me tell you, she's huge, so i was like nearly drowning in her mass of belly and boobs. It was like a waterbed, only softer. Or a pillow, only more with the consistency of jello. She has 2 daughters. One, who was fat and giggly is now still fat, but not as giggly, caked with make-up, with super thin eyebrows and a paris hilton-ish tan.
(btw, have you seen paris's new video? its so weird to see her actually doing something, and she sounds a bit like gwen stephani, that is so degrading for the latter). Then the other sister who used to be athletic is now also fat. Wth.

So after CreTh, we had lunch at mensa(wen hao's a sucker for that place cause of the cheap, $1.80 kuay chap). I tried soft-shell crab for the 1st time. And i realised something about luqman. He tends to overdo stuff. Like say he's acting out guitar playing, he excessively does it or like wen we suggested alternative lyrics to songs(in the dirty way) he just kept goin on and on till it wasnt funny anymore.

Then after that we went get my film slr for Basic Photography in the next block. I got jocelyn to follow me cause she knows the shop owner and stuff about cams. Luq came as well, sayin he might get one as well. So after waitin for damn long in the shop, the guy brought it out(its second-hand btw, god knows i cant afford a new one) and handed it to me to test it out. It was such a bimbotic moment. I didnt know anythin about it, thats y i brought jocelyn. The guy was nice enough to show me how to use it and stuff and gave me a free pouch. Yay, my new old camera.



Omg, i found this super hilarious.

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Technology is to Hanif as Oil is to...? Friday, June 16, 2006

Fuck la. I just wrote a really long post that took me a long time to write then wen i'm done, the com hang. Bloody hell. I'm to pissed to re-write it now, so i guess i'll do it either this weekend or monday. For now...

There was this fat malay girl on the mrt wearing an open-shouldered sweater thingie. Wats the use of using an invisible bra strap if it presses into your fats, creasing it, making it visible? I mean really. It was those thin transparent types, but she was so fat, it was so tight that there was like a deep line of depression on each shoulder.

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10:38 PM

Torturing the Sadomasochist Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Yay... we're finally doing portraits in DrFun. I know it sounds like torture to most, and it is a bit tedious, but i like the end results. We're supposed to draw a classmate so i chose standley(i'm not kidding, his name is really spelled like that, his parents must have been tired of sitting...) since he was doing me. Okay, that sounds wrong. Lets rephrase it to 'since he was drawing me'. Here's how it turned out


his face is a little shorter in real life but the likeness is there

2 other ppl are drawing me also... i know one is, from wat i've seen, bad at portraits, another hasnt really done much so cant see yet, and standley's one is quite alike. The next one is like i have to draw myself, smiling, and with pen. Thats such a bitch. Nancy's such a bitch. Well not really but this is really bitchy.

As for CreTh, we watched another film and we have to do a book cover for it. And i have to say, kee jan's tastes in films only enforce my suspicions. See, the first film was about lies and lesbianism and the present one is about betrayal and homosexuality. See, the guy is an army captain or seargent or watever who crushes on this private, but the latter is stalking his wife who incidentally is having an affair with a fellow liutenent. Hahah. And in the end the supressed gay guy shoots the private because he was jealous that he chose the wife over him. Like eew. Its not his fault he's straight la. And this moron has to go and think he's like him. And i found it funny that the private likes to ride horses naked. Its a wonder his privates dont get chaffed. Pun intended. heheh. I still dont get it, cant kee jan find films that are straight and perhaps not completely boring? I mean serously, how can a movie with such a controversial theme be so bloody dreary. And the fact that it was recorded off TV2 means that all the good(meaning bad) parts were censored. All thats left is a film that has you looking at elizabeth taylor's huge ass. And the high-waisted pants did not help one bit. KJ should show us stuff like Moulin Rouge or The Pianist or The Village or Amiele, or that french movie i saw where the two lovers got themselves cemented in a hole.

Anyways, yesterday i went to escape theme park after school. I had 6 free tix so the ppl who came were germaine, natasha, mark, marc and sy. We left sch kinda late, waiting for marc to finish smoking. Before that day, i thought he was malay. Cause he totally looks it... and i never knew his name before. So anyways on the busride there(sy was meeting us at pasir ris interchange cause he went to watch Cars with his class earlier on) nat was telling about her dramatic break-up. Hoo, if all break-ups are like that, its best i stay single. By the time we reached escape it was like almost 5. Wen the rest got onto the pepsi 1st, i stayed back, and since the seats were paired, sy sat it out as well, or else he would have to sit alone. So the both of us went to the viking. i was apprehensive about sitting far back at first cause i've come off the ride feeling real nauseous before. So wen the thing got real high, we would shout certain things as it came down... asswipe, vulva and diarrhoea to name a few. We didnt realise people in the queue could hear it clearly, cause to us it sounded really muffled. Wen we got off, i was strangely not nauseous. Well, after meeting up with the other 4, they decided to take the viking, wich means 2nd time for me and sy. Here's wen i really felt like throwing up. I guess fate does not let me tempt it more than once. The others said i looked green afterwards. So i passed wen they went on the rainbow. Then we went for the haunted house and it was a lot brighter insede than before, took a lot of the scariness out of it. although there were some times we were spooked. I still felt like puking so i passed wen they rode the viking twice again( germaine also shouted penis this time) and went on the flipside aka teacups.

Then they went to line up at the pepsi a second time. I was gonna sit it out cause of wat it did to me last time. I was immobilised for half an hour. I had to actually lie down. But they said like after that they were gonna do the rainbow again then dinner, so i was like wat the heck and climbed over the bars last minute to join them. It was so bloody awesome and i was scraming "fucking hell" 3 quarters of the time. And to my surprise i really wasnt all that dizzy afterwards. Sy left after the group photo cause he had work to do to pass up the next day. I felt bad wen he said he'll take the photo since he's the odd one out. But then he like knew germ and mark longer than i have so i think he was talkin crap. Then after dinner( that stupid burger king not only doesnt have half the menu, it doesnt even have regular sized drinks...thats so slutty) i left, cause they were like walkin back to the interchange even though there's a bus. It was an overall fun day. heres 2 pics from there.

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5:49 PM

One-Two-Three-Four, One-Two-Three-Four... Sunday, June 11, 2006

Hmm, this block isnt as stressful as the previous one. Thats a fact. On friday we all unveiled our posters for crative thinking. There were many awesome ones. My faves were Huiting's, kelle's, wen hao's and jocelyn's. Yk said mine looked airbrushed. Duh, smudging. I'll put up the pic of it in the next post.

Then after CreTh i went to take photos for DrFun cause we need to draw a building with 2 point perspective. I chose the MICA bulding. The one with the mardi gras windows. It was drizzling so in addition to my a3 file i had to lug my umbrella. And i sometimes needed to operate my phone with 2 hands so it was a very mah fan experience. Back and forth. Back and forth. Across the road. Through the underpass. Trying to get shots that worked. It was really annoying.



So in the end i just took like a few pictures in panorama and fit them together in Word. Not perfectly of course but good enough to aid in my drawing. My cuz is gonna be so mad if she knows i've been using the printer so much... she expects me to print everything in school.

I've done 3 of the 4 plants so today i'll be working on the building, through to tomoro. Cause knowing me, i wont be able to finish it today... with my short attention span and all. Ouh and i jogged again yesterday. 3.15km constant joggin, no walking. I'm so proud of myself. I know to most ppl out there that that is pathetic. But considering my past, its great. I just gotta work on speed now.

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11:17 AM

SixSixSix Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Shit, the pimple at the edge of my nose just popped and like its oozing. It was huge then i like peeled off the top part... i only realised that was stupid after i did it. So now there's a gaping hole so big you could fit the head of a matchstick in it.

Guess wat? I actually went for a run yesterday! Yes, me. The one who dreaded and hated doing the 2.4km and failed it 3 yrs in a row, consciously decided to go for a run... even though it was more of a jog. I did 2.7km. Yay. And i actually jogged 5/6 of the time. Like each round is 450m. So jogged 4 rounds without stopping. Then brisk-walked one round and jogged another. Yay. I just hope it isnt a 1 time thing. I should do it 3 times a week. Yes. I must. But my legs are still aching now. Argh.

Today i went to watch The Omen. It was good. Not really that scary but the deaths were frightful and cool at the same time and there were a lot of moments that gave you a jolt. It was an overall cool movie, although i kinda hated the ending.

See, i was supposed to watch it with sy. I smsed him on sunday, and he said ok, and that we should call as many ppl as possible. So i tried but no one on my side was free, but he had some classmates who were interested. The on monday he told me he cant make it cause he got work to do. He tells me like only after i get rejected by like 5 ppl. He could have told me like wen i asked him in the 1st place. Ok, nvm, i let it slide. Then today on my way home, he calls me up and askes me how it was and says he was about to watch it, assumingly with the ppl talking in the background. Then he hands the phone over to clarence to convince him to watch with them as well. I was like so pissed. Wat then, happened to all the work huh? Of course if i had said anything, he would have all the answers and excuses... and i just didnt want to hear them. And clare, being clare, asked me like a thousand questions, half of them stupid. I would have been amused but i was so not in the mood right then. Well, i guess he has his own new friends now.

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9:04 PM

Religious Dental Appointments Friday, June 02, 2006

Well, seems like this block is only half as tiring as the previous one. Thank god. Thursday for DrFun we had to draw some stuff with like very clean lines, no shading and i found it really irritating. And today we had to trace that with pen, centralised on another piece of a3, plus extra few to fill up another a3 paper. Nancy loves making us do tedious stuff. And if you do wrong, you cant use correction fluid, you have to REDO. Bitch. So i, zhi wen, bang lun and darren went around trying to find like projectors to trace and we found a room full of lightboxes. This is me fooling around with them.






Unfortunately, i made an error drawing the second set so i had to stay back after school to REDO it. Like alone. I mean there were people in that room, but they were strangers. Then after that i was bored so i went up to the 5th level to see if anyone i knew was there. Wen hao, mark, joel, jermaine and natasha were there. Then after some random chit chat, we left to go town. tasha kept insisting on bringing wheeled chairs down to ground level and roll down the slope with it. Nobody else shared her sentiments. Then wen we got to the bus stop she like called out random female names seeing if anyone would respond. Then she dared jermaine, who was like acting kinda drunk, to shout the word 'scrotum' and she actually did it. You could call it guts... or foolishness. Then in the train there was this idea... supposedly if you hear someone keep saying a certain station, you are inclined to get off there... even if it isnt your destination. We chose paya lebar and we like talking quite audibly and inserting paya lebar whenever we could. I used to think joel and mark were like quiet or introverted ppl especially the latter. Wen we got off at city hall, wen how took the train home, we headed for orchard and only after we boarded, tasha realised that her file, with all her assignments inside, was missing. Left in in the other train. So she went to station control, left all har partculars and stuff. I wonder if they found it yet. We went to eat at lido. I found out something. Aparently, its not true that both ends of a burrito are sealed...at least the ones in taco bell arent. So i happily began eating from one end and someone pointed out that it was oozing out the other end. The rest found it gross, especially after i said the burrito was having diorrhea. I mean it seriously looked like that. At the end i just sucked up like a whole big soggy piece and like the sauce was everywher around my mouth and on my hands.

Anyways, at creative thinkin, each person had to present his ideas and it took like a real long time. Wen how had another dramatic sleep spell and we were all laughin like crazy. Then today we had to show our color sketches. I was one of the 1st few cause i had to go mosque... then like on the way back to school, i saw the bus like moving off so i run after it like siao and knock on the door. Then the driver like attitude problem liddat, say "Cannot take the next bus izzit?" I was too out of breath to bitch back.

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