Shooting Triplets Out Your Ass
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Well, my 3 days of life are over. The utterly relaxing weekend. In that 3 days, i slept more than i had in the whole 2 weeks before. I felt so weird on friday night, not doing anything at all, like i was missing something or naked or something.
On sat, was supposed to watch X-men 3 with like about 8 ex-sas ppl but in the end only me and sy went to watch, although sh joined us for lunch only. And speaking of such, his acne is like really horrible now... like worse than mine had ever been. From far it looked like he was wearing dark blusher or face-paint or something. But my only criticism was in the form of a shocked expression on my face... which is also not pimple free. I was so angry with karim for tellin me who died before i watched it although if i didnt hear it from him, i would have found out from sh. Anyways, X3 was totally awesome, although it wasnt as powerful as i expected, it was still really great. Jean grey is so beyond cool, and her being semi-evil adds to the appeal. I never knew she was that powerful. And i love the way her skin turns gray and her eyes, black, when she gets agitated and falls into one of her merciless power-surge fits. The effects of the victims' disintergrating could have been better tho. I wish i had her power, even though i'll be satisfied with even a third of it.
The fight scenes were cool. Halle got more screen time, i like her lightning stuff and flying and especially when she killed callisto, although i find her spinning thing kinda annoying. I didnt know that ther were mutant classes like jean is the only class 5 and magneto and xavier are like either 3 or 4. Ouh, and magneto's moving of the golden gate bridge was so over-dramatic, but nonetheless cool. Its such a pity that mystique turned human. Juggernaut is stupid and so is the chinese guy's power. The spikes are like so short la. That butch-girl sy said was the scarlett witch had quite a cool power, shockwave but its stupid cause its impossible for something that broad to just target the weapons and not touchin the humans. Pyro and iceman are stronger than i thought, rogue is an unattractive bimbo, wolverine is gain the star of the show, cyclops had little screen time in which he was brooding in all of it, shadowcat is quite cute, all angel does is fly around and look pretty even though that scene when he tried shaving the wings of as a boy was rather disturbing and beast is played by an old guy. The movie was kinda short... gotta watch it again and see the little clip after the credits.
After that, sy went to church and i went to art friend(which is like my most visited shop now) to get stuff for tue's drawing fundamentals. But all i got was hair color spray and a styrofome ball. Met gladys and joclyn there coincidentally and we went to have dinner.
Sunday i was supposed to get the film slr for the next block's basic photo, but the shop was closed and i ended up buying a pair of shoes at peninsular and weights at mustafa centre. Wasted the whole day wen i should have been designing my t-shirt.
On monday we had to go back to school cause pek gek wanted us to. She called it a make-up lesson but it was a load of bull. Time wasted. Then after that went to watch the DaVinci Code with joclyn. It was good... almost as good as X3 even though a lot of ppl found it disappointing. Silas is real scary and disturbing(especially the self -torture part) but at the same time cool(grey eyes, white hair, eccentric personality). Aringarosa deserved to be shot...Molina has the ability to make you dislike his character. I was surprised when i saw that teabing was actually bad. I'm not a fan of tom hanks. The cryptex is cool. The storyline was quite well weaved... although i heard it deviated much from the book. The art direction is good. I love the way they speak french really quickly. I didnt know half the things they said before the movie, like the Templar knights and Opus dei although i heard them before, but i still dunno wat exactly the latter is.
Tues was the start of the new block. Wore the last unrepeated outfit. My denim vest ala american gas station worker. And i used the white hair spray thingie...
I cant believe someone actually thought i was a year 3 student... i so do not look that old.
Nancy for 'DrFun' is anything but fun. She's kinda strict and is very cheap. Our 1st assignment was rather tedious... still havent finished it, but she wants it only on the 14th session. At crative thinkin we watched this old, black&white audrey hepburn movie. Their acting was so melodramatic. Kinda irritating. And its rather controversial, the lead character's best friend has a lesbian crush on her. Heheh. No physical stuff tho. Anyways she killed harself. The assignment is we're supposed to come up with a poster for it, but he wants like a lot of research and development. And its such a bitch that almost every session, we'll be presenting wat we've done so far. Crap la. But it isnt that heavy i guess.
Today's DrFun assignment was quite painless, i managed to finish it in the lesson itself. A cube and a sphere, drawn and shaded realistically. Everyone thought my sphere was really good, but they haven't seen sy's portrait of faith. Awesome likeness. And i see that nancy is really fussy, she makes ppl redo a lot. On the brighter side, kee jan cancelled our CT today so i went town to buy an a2 file/thin suitcase thing. $43 bucks. Then since i just got my bus concession, i walked to far east plaza to take the 105. But i bought the turkish ice-cream(it seems because of jocelyn, i've been eating a lot of ice-cream lately) so i walked around till i finished it. Then i found the shop that sells arm socks and i got a pair... navy blue with red stripes. Gonna use it tomoro. hahah. Jakun.
Morbidity Exposed
6:43 PM
Hara-Kiri
Friday, May 26, 2006
Well, this week has been busier than i thought it would be, even though there were only 2 projects. The typo one was to make a brochure about some sg tourism thingie. And there were ppl like zhi wen and darrell making ones that looked it got picked up from a hotel lobby while mine looks like those pamphlets for blood donation or breast cancer or something. Its so demoralising. Anyways, mdm chan...mdm mah fan, made us go to like printing companies to print the thing. So me, wen hao, chun yeung, angelina and ashley went to bras basah on wed to go print it. 12 bucks ok. Thats crap la. Anyways, after that we went to Banquet at raffles hospital for lunch then me and cy went to art friend for typo stuff.
The project for color was that we had to either use the event we did for the group work or do some design a car competition. Well, quidam is an interesting enough topic so i did that. We're supposed to do a 2D object in 4 color schemes and one 3D object. At 1st mine was a postcard and a candle, then he made me change, so i chose handkerchief and he made me take umbrella. Since normal hankies are square, i made mine rectangular with diff proportions, each focussing on a distinguishing feature of some of the characters. Took me 4 hours+ to paint that. Then the umbrella i did in color pencil. 1 and a half hours. Turned out quite well.
There was some ccn day thingie today, some fund-raiser for needy students. And mdm chan was selling hamsters, with the aid of some students... what clarence said was evil. Ok its a little traumatising for the little guys but it cant be as bad as being slowly eaten by a scorpion(citing a personal experience). They were so adorable. Anyway the whole place was swamped... around stalls that sold girl's accessories, chocolate fondue, hotdogs, cotton candy, t-shirts, decorative items and guppies... among other things. There was even this airbrush-tattoo stall at business. But all i got was otah-otah, iced milo and this little voodoo doll thing. It was all rather unexciting. Saw jing hao on the way home and i must say he lost a considerable amount of weight.
Morbidity Exposed
5:34 PM
Anonymity Complex
Friday, May 19, 2006
Hmm, it seems nobody reads my blog anymore. And if anybody has been as busy as i have been, i fully understand y. Ah well, its more for my future reference anyways.
Well, its been a rough week. I thought sleeping at 1a.m. on a school night was bad... but monday night i had only 1 hour of sleep trying to finish up my color assignments. The collage was a bitch but i managed to finish it in the end. And it kinda looked like orlando bloom. I better at least get a B for it after the like 20 hours i spent on it.
Typo is getting real sucky, or rather we are disliking the lecturer more. She's extremely fussy. Its like um, we are supposed to design our own font but then she restricts so much in the name of legibility, even if it is legible. So most people's one turned out kinda boring... except a few like wen hao's which looks really good. He's a master of the ballpoint pen. ouh and i got a real funny vid of him falling asleep in class. Mine was supposed to look a bit like spiky butterfly wings... named Baroque Au Natural, but due to legibility reasons, it changed to something simpler... Thorn Pentagram. Yeah i know it sucks. Um on tues we had the group presentation and even though we had a lot less words on our powerpoint than the other 2 groups, she still said it was good. And now our project is to make a brochure. The actual thing is not that difficult but all the extra bits that are supposed to lead up to it could just drown me in a pool of mah fan. Like we have to come up with 20 ideas for the layout, keep track of the minutest things and we actually have to go town to print it out. Wats the deal with that? So this will consume my weekend. But at least i'll get to catch up on sleep.
Then wed was supposed to be retro day as stacie's idea... but somehow the word wasnt spread as far and with as much enthusiasm as joel's uniform day but at least people did wear the stuff. I did a very yoga-ish hippie look and cleansed everyone's aura with a dreamcatcher.
thats stacie in front and the four of us behind her made up my group for the color presentation.
Our group was the least accomplished with the project la. Like we'd talk about it for like 5 mins then slowly slide away and start crapping. In the end, last night, befor the presentation today, i worked with wen hao to put it together. He did the powerpoint, i gave the points of contention. The project was actually like, we choose an event, then discuss it in terms of color. My group chose Quidam. So we had a radical idea. I would dress up as quidam, as in the headless guy with the umbrella...but there was no way we would be able to make my shoulders elevate to my head level so all we used was wh's hooded sweater thingie and my navy blue muffler. Cause like quidam means like nameless passerby so we just made me identity-less. Then like wen the group before us was gonna end, i went to the toilet and luqman helped me tie the muffler around my head. It turned out pretty good. I looked pretty dark and gothic. Lin even said i was scary. Yay.
Cool rite?
Well it went quite ok, but a little worse than i expected. I walked in slowly as the intro music played and waited around like an idiot the rest of the time, breathing through my mouth, peering with one eye through the tiny gap in the fabric. I thought luqman, bein an ex debator would have more to say and i cant believe he and nasiehah used 'invoke' wrongly. Its a relatively unchim word. And i felt that thw whole thing lacked depth. But well, cant blame them since it was very impromptu. Then stupid nasi said that i was gonna contort for the class, which, mind you, was so Not part of the plan. But since she announced it, i had to do it. Got down and put my leg behind my head. At least i think we'll pass, with our cheap theatrics. And my arm was kinda aching for holding up the umbrella unmovingly for so long. One group discussed Victoria's Secret fashion show and talked way more on bras and less on color. Then they put on these like paper cones a`la madonna.
Well, gonna end now, gonna read finish my book cause its due tomoro. Ouh and i've got to say the chicken rice at the i.t. canteen is the worst i've ever tasted all my life.
Morbidity Exposed
8:00 PM
Faecal Occult
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Well, thursday was unifom day, Joel's idea so like a lot of us wore uniforms too school. Um i actually intended to do the whole good boy look but then my hair turned out like spunky so i just stuck with that and went for the 'smart rebellious schoolboy' look.
Well about 30-40 people turned up wearing uniforms, would have been cooler if more people did but it was successful enough. In typo, we were introduced to our projects, a group project that i do not understand, and an individual one that i predict is gonna be a bitch. We have to design our own font and show all the processes leading up to it. Its gonna take my whole monday and tuesday. Cause like this weekend i'll be rushing to finish the color exercises. And in color we also have 1 group and 1 individual project... but we'll have enough time for that. For the group one we have to choose an event and discuss it in color terms, so my group chose Quidam by Cirque du Soleil. So sexy. Thank god we're not doing like miss sg univers 2006 or something.
here's me wen hao and...shit i forgot her name again... in uniforms.
Then today was the typo group project meeting at NYDC outside heeren. I was hungry but settled for a 5th Avenue soda cause the food there was ex. It took a lot shorter than i thought it would be. I think the only constructive things i contributed was one article and making up the title: Fonts Plastic Surgery... cause it was about font distortion.
thats raziz tryin to put tobasco sauce on my head
Then after that, went to get some art stuff at art friend then went to hilton hotel to get cheesecake for my aunt for mother's day. This has been the confessions of an heir.
Morbidity Exposed
7:53 PM
Hamburgefonstiv
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
On my chin, fell in the bathroom, 3 or 4 stitches. Felt like a slap.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Circular stickers that got left behind when the glow in the dark insects fell off.
3. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Pop, rock, gothic rock, some rnb, a little metal.
4. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
12+ i think
5. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A lot less assignments.
6. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
The much more laid-back and playful lifestyle of sec school.
7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My Nokia N90
8. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Only when in a room with dora lee.
9.DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
When i'm alone i guess
10.LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
King Kong.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Hugo Boss In Motion... cause thats like 1 of the 2 perfumes i have.
12. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
No preferences... although grey or green would be nice.
13. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Hate coffee... unless its the sweet. So energy drink.
14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Cheese or meat.
15. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Hershey's special dark chocolate. But i cant cause i'm havin a bad breakout.
16. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Hmm... dunno, i havent been mad in a long time. Um jeremy i guess. But only a little.
17. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST GIFT?
How you expect me to remember. Um but here's a few memorable ones, insect catching set, red toy car, and a swiss army knife that was etched more into my finger than my memory.
18. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Grey track pants and red touch rugby t-shirt.
19. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
I like a lot of people. Romantically not yet... but hopefully by next valentine's day.
20. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Wish i was.
21. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Any brand thats has cheap and nice clothes. But if you're talking about known brands then Topman and Zara.
22. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Lamborghini... the one the car doors can open upwards one.
23. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Yes. 2.
24. WHAT KIND IS IT?
A peach-faced lovebird called Jesse, and a fighting fish that has survived for almost 6 months even though its very neglected.
25. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Leaving for wher? If the afterlife then no. If some other country then yes... then can save money and migrate to wherever she is.
26. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Look them in the eyes and tell them straight. And also certain things you do with and for her on a lot of occasions.
27. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
69. Kinky. Not that i like it or anything. I like 88.
28. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes.
I don't wanna have a stupid girl.
29. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
My aunt.
30. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Pai kias.
31. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Yup. Been out all my life.
32. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Impulse to critisize someone's flawed pronounciation or hideousness... not to their face of course, any technology that isnt a nokia phone and bad memory.
33. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Denise Keller, utt, fiona xie.
34. FIRST JOB?
Bedsheet promoter. Almost died of boredom. Quit after 10 days.
35. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Nope... but i wanna try.
36. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Thinking how thoroughly screwed i am with the impossible workload.
37. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Breast implants...kidding. Is stitches counted surgery?
38. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I like these personality crap stuffs. But not too much.
39. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My artwork i think. Definitely not my looks. But sometimes my hair.
40. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Rejoice. Then everyone can drink sparkling juice with me instead. heheh.
41. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Sentimental stuff.
42. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
ZERO. Zilch. None. Kosong. This view however may change if i get rich and find the right woman.
43. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No. I wish i were named after like some holy person called Levi though. So denim.
44. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
I wish FOR stars... like ann hathaway, lindsay lohan, that girl who plays adie singer in Unfabulous.
45. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
Woke up at 5am, ate leftover butter cake and did a little of my collage.
46. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
I dunno the english name for it.
47. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Not really.
48. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Chicken.
49. ANY BAD HABITS?
Criticising people's speech and features, to other people. Dun worry its most likely not you, unless you say things like 'luler' and 'seben' and you look starkly like a toad or wear so much blusher it looks like face-paint.
50. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
I dont have enough cds to be embarrassed of any.
51. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Definitely.
52. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
I think so. But i cant remember specifically.
53. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes... but mostly on 1st impressions. People tend to seem more beautiful after you get to know them.
54. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Bitching.
55. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
My house. Cause my 1st home is my aunt's house.
56. WHO IS YOUR FAMOUS/ ACTOR/ SINGER CRUSH?
I dont really crush on people on screen.
57. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My T-rex from jurassic park.
58. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
70+ i think.
59. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Thats like askin if girls have periods.
60. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Wat the hell is a mosh pit. wait i check on google...rite... um i dont think so unless you consider that disco-ish thing during poly orientation.
61. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL?
Someone easily tickled and likes me for who i am... the stick figure with ever-changing hairstyles.
62. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Elvis in kindergarten, bug catcher sometime later.
63. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Cookies n Cream
64. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
I miss my cousin who migrated. And i also miss free time.
65. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Dunno, but if they're there, they better not cause problems.
66. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Yah.
67. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Rignt now as in this second, vague sounds from the tv in the living room. But as in song, then Time is Running Out by Muse.
68. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Tap water.
69. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Yk... askin me to ta pao for him food.
70. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Mouth.
71. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Stupid girls?
72. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
People with body odour.
73. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
Vanilla Coke.
74. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
The charismatic Leo.
75. Favorite Sport?
Verbal shooting.
76. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Chemically-induced brown.
77. EYE COLOR?
Black, but brown in strong light... but arent all black eyed ppl like that? Maybe not sandra oh... cause got no space for light to get into her eyes.
78. HEIGHT?
176.
79. SIBLINGS?
A younger sister.
80. FAVORITE MONTH?
July, my birthday mah.
81. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yup yup.
82. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Ultraviolet.
83. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
29 july. Q.number 80 is the clue why.
84. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Never tried, although i have asked for a perfect stranger's number.
85. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs... cause i havent had the kisses that dont involve family members.
86. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships. one night stands are for sluts and whores.
87. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Kit Kat.
88. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
My dad.
89. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Birdwing by Rafe Martin.
90. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ANYONE?
Not yet (keeps fingers crossed).
Morbidity Exposed
9:06 PM
Politicians and Stilletos
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Well, sg general elections are just over. After a relatively short rally period. Vans driving past blaring nearly incoherent crap. People in white alking everywhere putting on a faux chirpy personality and acting like they're welcoming you to a funfair. Speeches on tv and in public made with primary sch level english. Hey you kids out there. Havent taken your PSLE? Its alright. Just act friendly and pick up the dictionary for 2 words that sound sophisticated. Speak out, even if you suck at oral cause nobody's gonna mock you for wrong tenses and inappropriate use of words. Except me. Go ahead. As long you're with the PAP, you'll get a seat in parliament.
There was this guy on tv, forgot which party, but well he was making a speech. You could so tell he was reading off the monitor in front. He was staring straight at the screen, not blinking, not moving, totally emotionless... like he was hypnotized or something. I and my cuz couldn't help laughin. The night before polling day, there was this like exodus moving from serangoon central to srgn stadium. Rallies no doubt. Then on polling day there was this 3 hour show for political stuff and the results. It seemed to be such a stressful job for the anchor people, halfway talking about something, then have to quickly change everytime got results from a certain area. The result percentages were usually around 60+ and 30+. Then wen an mp won, they put on him so many indian-looking garlands that it almost suffocated them. Ouh, there was this mp, the nee soon central one, he looked so hideous i bet he could give little kids nightmares. Anyway, oppisition only won 2 seats. Big deal.
I've been slogging my ass off to complete my assignments. The collage is such a bitch. It is damn painstaking and i hate doing it. This is seriously sapping the life out of me. How am i supposed to be a normal teen if i'm at home all the time doing artwork. Haiz.
Went to school on monday to hand up typo work... at like 9am. Then went home... or about to. When i'm like 3 stops away from home, sy tells me that we have to go change our matric card. So i go all the way back to school. A waste of almost an hour and 3 bucks in ez link. Then after getting my new card(which looks exactly the same as the old one) i hung around with clarence. He's so full of crap. My mouth was so tired from smiling the whole day. I find it kinda strange that he doesnt have a best friend nor wants to. He says he doesnt want to get betrayed or something. But i find it kinda silly, i mean there has got to be someone whom you hold above others, someone who has your back all the time no matter wat. Then all your friendships are like shallow and lack meaning. I mean everyone i met has like best friends. I'm not making like a big deal out of it but its like essential. Ah watever.
Well today Mr Wee extended our deadline from this thursday to next tues. Yay. I'll be able to finish all my exercises in time... i hope. But he also bugged me. Um, he wanted to look at my timetable so i passed him my clear folder with all the assignment instructions, my 5 buck color wheel and my past typo assignments. Then this girl came and talked to him, and he left. I didnt realise then that he took it with him... unknowingly i suppose. Then later i could not find him. If he lost it i'm so screwed.
Morbidity Exposed
9:24 PM
Perplexing Eyebrows
Friday, May 05, 2006
Well, my 1st week of poly has ended and boy has it been tiring. I dont see why they couldnt like ease us into it. No. They gotta pack it in full force and make us feel all the pain and stress. There's just so much work. TGIF man. The weekend will help me recuperate... or at least help me finish up my color work.
Thursday's typo theory was, as usual, dry and the assignment was a bitch. I'm so not good at this computer stuff. Ask me the scientific name for the indian cobra and i will know. Ask me to draw you a portrait or a bug and i'll do it real great. But computers are just not my thing. I surf the net, check my mail, blog and thats it. Then for color, he got us to do this color scheme thing and some icon thing. Ouh, and while workin, i heard someone upstairs playin 'time is runnin out' by muse. then after that, i went back to the com lab to straigten out my typo assignment. See, the assignment she gives us is supposed to be handed up the next day by 5pm. So i was tryin to get my thing right. We were supposed to arrange a word in a square to express its meaning. we're supposed to do 3, and the 3rd one had its last letter cut off all the time. So i did a new one, then went to see her, she said go have a drink and come back later so i and wen hao had 'lunch' at the business canteen. Then went back, wen hao went home, got my thing printed, but the font wasnt in the printing com. See we do our work in one lab, then we have to go to another to print. And though i have my printer at home, i cant open the files on my com. So anyway its such a bitch cause theres only one com in the print place and its usually used. Wat we were supposed to do for the next color lesson was trace a portrait from a mag then enlarge to a3. But i just drew freehand... turned out quite good. Gonna save it, maybe can use for drawin fundementals next month. orlando bloom.
Then today the typo assignment was quite ok, we had to do a calender page. I finished mine durin the class. Did this sketchy outline with grafitti words and numbers. Then at color, we were supposed to do a collage to make the tones of the face and also do a cityscape in any black and white media. I was mostly slackin durin the lesson. Traced the cityscape i got from Ally(a petite girl who just joined the class like the day before who's really good at art), went to the next classroom to kacau sy and clarence. Turns out their assignment is less mah fan. Copy an ad, paint it, half color, half b&w. But i hear their lecturer, nancy, is not nice. Crap that i have her next month for DrFun. Must do some boot-licking for the 1st few days with her i guess... i heard she's kinda biased. Then after lunch, went to the com lab to finish my typo assignment, but wen i was done, there were like lecturers using the print com. So i went back... altered some stuff, then while transferring stuff to the cd, all 3 documents disappeared. The 2 of the 3 from the assignment i had to hand up today and the calendar thing. I felt like cryin man. So i quickly rush redo, and by the time i go find Mdm chan to open the door, let me in, only to find out that somethin was wrong and cannot print. LMAO! So she asked me to come back on monday mornin(even though i got no lessons on mon) to print it out at the student print lab(which was at that time closed cause its so late) and hand it to her. Haiz... just wen i tot i could rest on monday.
I think that Starship Troopers is like the only brainless high budget hollywood movie. I still think the soldier and plasma bugs were cool, but the brain bug had an anus on its face... where the mouth is supposed to be. And i found it both appropriate and hilarious when they put a censored sign up wen they jacked somethin into its 'mouth'.
Speakin of disgustin things... ever see snail porn? Well i saw this snail the other day, getting onto another one and extended this white thing from the side of its neck. Sick. Enjoy...
here's the guy gettin onto the girl.
and here's him with his 'dick' comin out.
Wat comes after that is not suitable for young viewers. Not that i have pics... i gave them the privacy.
Morbidity Exposed
9:04 PM
Taiwanese Gameshows
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Yesterday was the 1st day day of lessons, i did an intellectual look, green pinstripe shirt, white shoes, brown corduroy pants, sleeked my hair back and used my prada glasses.
Mornin was typo. The lecurer was involved in the mwos project in sec 2. She keeps saying 'you see, you know' like over and over. Its like..."you must be certain that you see, you know that you come on time everyday. I will, you see, give you only 15 mins grace. After that i will, you see you know, mark you absent." The assignment she gave was such a bitch. We had to like draw out 2 sets of our name and date of birth, each set copyin exactly a certain kind of font. And the size so big sumore. Damn painstaking. Took me till like 1+ a.m to almost finish it. Still gotta colour it in. Luckily deadline is at 5.
Well, i thought before that nobody i knew was gonna be in the same class. Well, i know 4, jocelyn, zhi wen, yk and wen hao. The latter 2 are also in my second class. Color. We had a rather long theory, then we went to the bookshop to see the stuff we needed to buy for tha class. Unfortunately, i didnt bring money. So after lunch with wh, yk and Bernice, i went l the way home, shit, got money then went to ngee ann city to get the stuff at art friend. Met yk and bernice there. Then by the time i got home it was almost 8. Washed all the gel outta my hair. Had dinner then did the typo homework. Haiz.
Then today typo assignment was bearable... but i sucked at it cause i'm a tech bimbo and the thing was on a com programme i've never used before (the number of programs i do know how to use can be counted in 1 hand). But it was not that much. Required quite a bit of brain, but not that taxing. Ouh, and i blogged the 1st part of this post during her incredibly borin theory. Ouh and i signed up for this fund raising thing wher we're gonna sell hamsters. Wahah. And just when i thought color was gonna be fun, he gave us this color wheel to do and he was really fussy about it. He keeps sayin our colors are 'contaminated' and watnot. So it took me and wen hao like 2 and a half hours to finish. While some others went out for lunch cause he allowed, a few of us just persisted. And then he got us to do this tone thing which is turnin out to be less tedious than i thought... although its rather difficult to get the shade right the 1st time round. Good thing they're showin queen of the damned on channel 5 to accompany me.
Morbidity Exposed
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