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Beach Bums Monday, February 27, 2006

Well, yesterday we went sentosa... me, sy, dan, jp, bc, yh, and qiang... even though he left pretty early. We went to the beach 1st. Slacked a lot before everyone eventually stripped and went swimming...more like wading for most. Jp and dan rented the kayak and sy and yh swam out to try and capsize them. Yh swam a lot faster than sy even though the latter 'trains' i think like 3 times a week. But the kayak just evaded them. Yh and sy came back to shore tired and unbalanced. I hated the underwater floor cause it was smushy like a thousand dead jellyfish and had a lot of nets and seaweed. Then i was persuaded a lot to go try the kayak and its so not a big deal. I mean it was tiring paddling and the ride was totally not exciting... unlike my memorable jet ski ride in indonesia like 2 years ago... that was awesome and the jetski even flew in mid air for a few seconds cause i like rammed a big wave head on. Even the instructor behind me thought that was cool. Anyways... sy ended up giving the rest the personality quiz thing... turns out bc's sex drive is like a 1 out of 10. heheh. Then while sy and yh went to the changing room to shower and wat not... they took a really long time. I, jp and bc just rinsed at the outdoor shower thingie then changed behind a towel. Dan didnt bring any change of clothes.

Then we took the chairlift up... shouting the school song on the way. this is us...

Yeah... then we trekked throught the dragon trail... even got side tracked. We came across a lot of nephilas and when we were almost out, i saw this real big one. So like dan wanted to throw stuff at the web, and i took this branch and pulled it down. I asked jp to take pics of me holdin it but he's a sucky photographer so i did it myself... gettin a lot of web around my hands and my phone. The others were like shouting for me to put it down and tellin me i was crazy and stuff... here it is...

After parting with the big sucker, we said goodbye to yong hui and went to fort siloso. As we entered, one of the guys stopped us, sayin we had to get tix. I mean i remember no havin to pay anythin to get into fort siloso last time. Haiz. Then, as we were walkin out, this tourist like gave us free tix cause they decided not to go in so whee. Free entry! The guy who stopped us before must have thought we were damn cheapskate. Yeah, so we went through the scary tunnels that sure are haunted at night.. then we found this playgrouund-like obstacle course thing. And just as we started enjoying ourselves, these 2 staff people the place is closin and we need to get out. So after a last, really long undergroung exhibit, we left and jp bought dog tags at the souvenir shop on the way out. I mean ok, they're only 3.90 but they have the word sentosa etched on the back... soo not sexay. Heheh.

On the way across the bridge back to mainland sg, we kept stopping to gaze at the water below. Something about the swirling currents had a hypnotic effect. Anyways got home, had dinner(my dad brought these two huge packs of lamb home frm aus so we had one of 'em). Then it was my usual dose of late night tv. After the extremely repulsive wildboys, there was this mondo magic thing in singapore. And throughout the show, most of the girls who were shown the tricks were like totally retarded or something. Bad image of singapore. Haiz. Then there was faking it on discovery T&L where this shy radio dj had to fool judges into thinkin he was a pro actor. Then he went through this retarded excercise wher everyone was supposed to behave like 4 yr olds. totally matthew lin(a retarded smart boy i knew, although not clinicly retarded) Then when he was asked to pose nude for an art class... to get him less scared of crowds, he declined and cried backstage. Wth. Anyways, he went for a bellydancing class and in the end, he managed to fool all the judges.

Interview with a Vampire Saturday, February 25, 2006

Wohoo. Managed to get a new blogskin. Thanks to sy. God knows i'm a tech-bimbo. Aint it just so dark and bloody and me?

Ok, so yesterday i went to watch my juniors debate against Australian International Sch. I thought we would be butchered... considering the team they lost to in the 1st prelim rounds is CHIJ t-something. Anyways... when i say the other team i almost laughed. Our side looked so intimidating with the blazers and stuff. But its not what they were wearing, they were just puny. The first two were chinese, they looked 13 yrs old. And their third, and ang moh, looked 11. Seriously.

Ok, so ruben was up 1st, he did ok, although a bit fast. Then the 1st of the other side started talking. He was such a slut...as in the way he talked and moved. And if you covered his face you'd think he was ang moh la. But thats the only good thing about his speech, his slang. It was totally uninspiring.

Second was hsien yong. Boy, has he improved since the last time i saw him... but he was a bit too kan cheong. The second speaker of the other side paled so much in comparison to him. If i put it nicely, he was boring.

Third on our side was Alex. I was kinda apprehensive at first of whether he'd pull it off, but towatds the middle of his speech, it was mostly impromptu. As in there would be long periods wher he just took stuff off the top of his head without lookin at his script. And he had a very natural confidence, even with his totally lethal P.O.I during the 3rd opp's speech. Ok, so that 11yr old looking ang moh was so cute... i mean he was a puppy. But his notes were a mess, he only spoke for half the time he was allocated and he had no fantastic style to save all that. So, by a unanimous decision of the judges, our side won. Alex got best speaker. SO, it looks like i won't be free from mon to fri the week after next... to help train them. Cause if they dont win the next one, they wont have a chance to make it to the quarter finals. Of course they'll be butchered there. But getting there would be glam.

So which means... next week is shopping week. I'll get all the stuff i need except the zara shoes.

Ok, last night i had this really weird dream. I dreamt that my house was covered in huge cellar spiders and webs, and later, a bomb exploded somewhere in singapore and like a wave of smoke and dust and wind blew right threw the house. Weird.

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6:09 PM

Resistable Thursday, February 23, 2006

Ok, i think i have the solution for my hindered shopping dilemma. I'll widthdraw money from my savings account first, then when i get my pay, i replace it. Yay! shopping! Ouh, and i got my memory card already so my phone doubles as an mp3 player. whee.

Anyways, yesterday, i, sy, bc iven and some other guy went to school to teach teachers tile painting... but before that, i and sy joined this photography class, and i spent a quarter of the time imitating the guy to sy. Well, our assignment for next week is to get printed 4 nice photos... i'll just get some i previously took.
Anyways, the teacher-teaching thing was supposed to be at 3 but they werent there yet, so we went to the hall to see them play with baloons. It was so hilarious, especially for the old teachers. Elaine looked so retarded. And daphne was being a bitch again, stealing baloons from the other groups. Yah. than later, they were supposed to do their tile painting in groups, and she was talking so much... pretty much telling the others how it should be. Bossy. In the end it turned out like shit, one stupid bamboo shoot and an ugly sun with the letter u in it. Then she tried to justify sumore..."i know this is not your genre of art, blah blah blah" and then she back-slapped me in the stomach so hard. Devil's Advocate. Anyways most of the groups works were ugly, except like 2 or 3.

OUh yeah, you know they had that article in the paper about 'Body Dysmorphic Disorder' which is like ppl who think they're ugly even though they're not? Yeah. I created my own one... 'Atypical Body Dysmorphic Disorder' or ABDD, For people who are ugly but think they're beautiful. And you know the citigems ad where the 2 girls give each other gifts... and the caption at the end is like 'gems of affection'. But it should be like gems of lesbian affection. Yeah.

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Unpaid Dues Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I'm so FRIKIN pissed. I was supposed to get my pay for the whoribly boring experience i had selling bedsheets at john little, tomoro. But. Because Of the fucked up, bloody irresponsible pig of a coordinator, i'm only gonna get it in earliest 3 weeks. On my last day in that hell hole, i called this 'ah heng' up and he said to leave my punch card there and he would pick it up the next day. So i thought ok. THe next day, he called me up and asked if the card was with me. Bad memory. So i told him it was at john little and he said he'd go pick it up. Supposedly, i would get my pay about a month after i stopped. So i waited. Then the recently passed saturday, jeremy asked me something bout my job or watever and somehow he called up that guy and i found out that that whore had not collected my punch card... so i was supposed to collect it myself the next morning and pass it to jeremy(fat one from pri sch... not the jp with the dark side). Then the next day i came to know that only a month from that day would i get my well desrved pay. So i called jeremy up, and that bitch actually defended the bloody skank. J said it was my fault that i didnt remind that incompetent fucker to go pick it up. WTF! IS it my fault if some irresponsible bitch did not do the job he was paid to do? he's the adult for heaven's sakes... although i wish he'd burn in hell. I cant believe j stuck up for him. You may think he's a nice guy, but he sucks as his job. I dunno how he got it in the first place and i seroiously do not know how he managed to keep it. I would have fired his sorry ass if i was the boss. Bloody hell. I havent been this mad in a long time. Technically they didnt cheat me of my money so i cant sue the company. So, i cant go shopping as planned next week.

Anyways, it was thefuneral of the guy who got shot 6 times at the block beside mine(i wish it was ah heng in that coffin instead) and there was this whole like paradein the middle of the street. Everyone was walking behind the carried coffin and the casket van was being pulled by ppl with strings tied to the front. Then there was the sound of like a marching band but i think that came from peicai. Their band is a lot worse than my school's....i mean my ex school.

Ok, yesterday i was supposed to go to nokia to get my phone checked cause whenever ppl call in, the ringtone is the nokia one even though i set Beep(pussycat dolls feat. will.i.am) as my ringtone. Its like that for all the profiles. But i didnt get to go cause went ps with dan and sy. And we finally got to see jon's significant other... although he says they're just friends. She dresses ok i guess, but her look is not my type... although she seems nice. Then we regrettably watched The Fog. A total waste of $3.50...uh i mean $7(still owe sy the other 3.50). 1. the movie wasnt that nice. 2. even though jon and the girl sat in fron of us... nothing happend. So anti-dramatic. yawn. And only after we settled to eat did i remember that desperate housewives was on. I only reached home in time to catch the second half of the show. That spoils my squeaky clean record! haiz. broke and pathetic signing off.

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6:57 PM

Goodbye Kakak Farahnaz Saturday, February 18, 2006

Ok, the cousin who just got married left for the states this morning... at like 6 a.m. So like a couple of family members went to the airport to see her off. Left the house at like 4... so i didnt bother to sleep before that, watched maid in manhattan while chattin with sy via sms. So i got there, we took photos (i've got one on my friendster) then at like 5 we went to the gate for our final goodbyes. There was hugging and a lot of crying. My sis is such a moron, makin fun of the tears... not that i was cryin but i know it was a very emotional moment. I'm gonna miss her. She's like a sister to me. She's movin there so i dunno when i'm gonna see her again.

Ok, bitching time. My dad is such an ass. He treats me like a criminal just because he got cheated on. Dumb paranoia. I mean like when my aunt says "make sure you're not lying ar" or something like that, its like a warning. When my dad days it, its totally accusatory. Even when i'm telling the truth, he suspects me of lying. I even got beaten for that once, in like sec 2. I so cannot stand him. Thank god i like live with my aunt or else i'd like kill him in my sleep or something.

I had this weird dream this morning that i was in the middle of this like major basketball game and all the guys were like so huge. Then like at half time, women came down to the court and paid the guys like over $20 to slap them in the butt. As in the women spank the guys. How corny.

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Lonesome Indulgences Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Well, i spent another bad valentine's day...alone. I mean i was supposed to have plans cause like qiang was free and dan was most likely free. Then yesterday i managed to get sy to be able to come as well. That was at like 4.30. The plan was a singles outing for dinner then chilling at starbucks. Then , at like 5, qiang got daniel to tell me that he had other plans. WTF! He already knew we had plans and also he was one of the 1st in for it and he bailed. And of course dan is very against small group outings so he wouldnt come. So i decided to just cancel it since sy and dan were already out with other friends. So, i made it seem to my aunt that it was still on... cause i already slopped on hair wax and considering the effort it would take to wash off, it would be a major waste if i just stayed home.

So i went at like 7.30 alone... pissed in general... with a little emphasis on qiang. So i walked around a while and bumped into jerrold... who was with some outside school friend. Then i like had dinner at kfc cause i got the coupon from my cuzzin. Then walk sumore. I found this really hot jacket... another contender. It looked pretty normal, but it felt so luxurious. Real suede. Running my hands over it was complete ecstacy. And its also $99, like the other 2. Well, anyway, time went by quite quickly, and it was already like 9+. Went to spotlight to look around, got my cuz something cause she's migrating to the US on friday. Afterwards i went to starbucks, bought myself a slice of cheesecake and hot cocoa. Thougt about stuff. I mean why was i so pissed to be alone on valentines day. I mean i didnt need a girl... just anyone. Any company. But no. Alone. So pissed not only because i had no one with me yesterday... i mean i'm like so insignificant. Its like i'm always the one who has to sms someone else, or ask out other people. Its like i'm so pathetic and unpopular that nobody bothers. I'm not askin to be worshipped, but for once it would be nice if other people wanted my company instead of me askin for theirs. Everyone seems to have their own plans and groups and i just feel so left out and alone. It sucks cause i'm not one of those nerds who are content playin computer games at home. I'm a very socially oriented person so its worse. It sucks that i have to depend on others for joy. Especially when they dont accomodate. I wish i could be a happy hermit. But no. So my silver lining will be poly. Hopefully i'll meet new, better friends.

Anyways... by the end of the cheescake i felt pretty nauseous so i didnt finish the cocoa. Went home, watched Charmed, then ate chocolate while i watched 'the wedding planner' on vcd. A nice way to end off a sour day.

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7:56 PM

Aviation Monday, February 13, 2006

Went shoppin with asanul and his cousin on saturday. She got like 12 for r5. And she got a1 for math. Only a handful accomplished that. We have about the same taste in music.. she made me send her 'beep' and 'check on it'. We went to this vintage store at paradiz centre and i got this really hot black t shirt with a gold skull-like design in front that is acually earphones. Ok... i know it may sound kinda tacky but it looks great.

Yeaterday, went to jurong birdpark with my sis and cousins. It was kinda enjoyable i guess. Could have been better. The tix were free cause my cuz had some kind of benifits card from her company. I got to hold a bird of prey... that was the highlight i guess. I was real shagged by the end of the day.

Then today... I bought a lovebird. A baby one... like 3 months old. They gave me like this powdered stuff to mix with warm water to feed it with a syringe. Like baby formula through a bottle. Heheh. I'm kinda pissed that the shop owner doesnt know whether its male or female... so i gave it a rather unisex name... Jesse. I'm open to suggestions for other unisex names... so tell me some in the tagboard. Um yeah... hope he keeps me happy for like 15 years.

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3:27 PM

Sweet Sexy Sixteen Friday, February 10, 2006

I am so fuckin...HAPPY!!! Omg... i was so worried last night i couldnt sleep till like 5a.m. and i was superly worried today wen Mrs Charles gave her pre result pep talk. So anyway... i got a 16! for L1r5! I did not expect that. so my l1r4 is like 11 and the cut off point for visual comm is like 13. Gonna register tomoro. Wohoo! Ya i was screaming like a maniac in the hall. I was expecting to get like 20+ for r5 cause like i tot comb. humans will fail and pull it down. But guess wat? even though i didnt finish the geog paper and nothing i studied came out for ss, i managed to get an A2! I am so the king of bullshit to be able to pull that off. Got a2 for eng, b3 for math, b3 for chem(i'm disappointed in that), c5 for malay(very expected) and wopee, A1 for art! I did as well as moses! Hahah! sy and sh oso got a1 but i'm surprised iven got a2. Hmm. And i'm uberly happy cause an a1 for art is like 91 to 100 marks. Yeah! And like only 10% of the nation got A's. UBER!

I am so overwhelmed. The first thing i said when i called up maja was something like... "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" in a very piercing tone. Hahah. Ouh well gotta go now. I gotta extort the $50 for each A from my dad... as he promised. Gotta get a 512mb memory card for my phone and perhaps a pair of shoes or t-shirts.

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11:11 PM

Butterfly Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Here's this really cheesy obituary i found day before yesterday...a poem

Twelve months have passed
Since you have left us.
Without a word, without a tear
My darling dear
I never believed that it is true
That i am still living without you
Why are my eyes red?
Why am i alone in bed?
The tears i cried have dried
But i survive,
Telling me that life must go on.

He should have just written what he meant and felt...cause he's a whorrible poet. Anyways, today i was so pissed with my dad even though he wasnt home cause he didnt pay my school fees. Cause like he closed our GIRO account. Anyways, Daphne called me to tell me that if i dont get it paid, i wont get my results. Like aaron would say "the hell!" Yea, so i trooped all the way to sch to pay my fees, then met BC and wen sy house to watch a dvd... dreamcatcher. Stupid movie cause it like has nothing to do with the title. Although the alien in one of its forms was cute... in a demented sorta way. And the good alien is so retarded.

Sg idol auditions are this saturday. I wish i could join. 1 reason why i cant, 2 reasons that make it seem undesirable. The reason i cant is cause my dad and aunt dont allow me. I mean they're as against me joining as they are against me smoking...not that i would ever try the latter. Ok, so i get that muslims arent supposed to entertaim but its just like a competition you know? And my dad has a theory that going into the entertainment business makes you gay or something. Ok, first reason why i'm not so intent on going is how long i have to queue to actually get into the auditions, and the second reason is that i dont think i'm good enough anyway. I mean sure, i won the sch talentime 3 yrs in a row but thats nothing compared to this. And i have such a small vocal range. Ok, so maybe all i can do is make it through only the 1st round but other than that, zilch.

Valentine's day is next week. Its like the only day of the year that i hate being single. I mean its so crap la. I have like never been on a date, what less have a relationship. I mean ok, you have your best friends, but having like a partner is different. Except maybe if my best friend was a girl. But still its different. Haiz. I'll have to find some way to lift my mood on that day. Hmm, maybe a bachelor party or and all singles outing. Lets see how it turns out.

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Lace Shrugs and Neon Lights Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Ok, saturday was my cousin's wedding. It was real nice. The decorations were so tasteful and the dais was beautiful. It had like a rustic charm to it. I had done my hair like really high up with like tons of hairspray(see my friendster account for images) although it did sag a bit halfway through. I invited sy and he came like about the same time as i did. While we ate, my mom came and still she was wearing that whorrible bright orange-red lipstick. She was wearing this black thingie with bright green at the cuffs. Ouh, and because of my high hair and prada glasses, sy said i look like austin scarlett. And like throughout th whole wedding, my counsin-in-law kept calling me 'scarlett'. Annoyance. I'm not even blond la.

Anyway... the bride looked totally gorgeous. The make-up was real nice...the eye part was very anime, and the dress was stunning. So there were like family photos... hope i looked good in them. It was like the first wedding i've been to in years. I usually hate weddings... malay weddings with their super loud music that vibrates in your chest and they're always super boring. But this one was good. The cake cutting was a fraud cause the cake was plastic and all they did was cut and eat a tiny piece of real cake hidden behind the fake one. It looked kinda convincing though. Anyway it went flawlessly... or at least it looked that way. I'm surprised no one cried. And its really funny that it was the groom who cried at ms chua's wedding while she made cheap shots at his family. Ok lah, she wasnt that bad. At least wat she said was funny.

Then yesterday me, my sis, my aunt and my cousin visited the newly wed couple at their hotel... The Scarlet. It was kinda posh. The entrance area was so L'Amour collection and the sitting area was so Distinctly Bold. Too bad i wasnt wearing the right clothes... or i would have made a photoshoot out of it. But the room was really small. Then went back and caught the mildly psychotic premiere of the new season of desperate housewives. I'm so glad its back.

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Glitch. Wednesday, February 01, 2006

I forgot to say that before we left vip island, i and sy flashed our asses at the ppl on the other side.

Ok, today i saw 2 prospective jackets to buy when i get paid. Both are same price...99. The first one is nice, but quite normal. Will match everything i wear la. The second one is really gorgeous. It looks way over the top on its own but when i wore it it only looked a teeny bit over the top. Cause its like a thin winter coat with faux fur around the collar. I dunno which to get. Hmm....

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