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Grossissement Friday, January 20, 2006

The past few days have been kinda bad. But still better than the 1st few days. Cause i learnt ways of keeping myself busy... Idling, singing, playing with the prams, folding clothes in the mens departmant and reading the instructions behind hair products. And i also brought in a book to read. Helps me take away at least 2 hours a day.

And i also have seen a lot of strange things. There's this sign at the children's department that says "disney the pooh". Isnt it supposed to be winnie? And there was this woman who was seriously balding. I mean she had a really visible bald spot. I've seen 4 butches so far. One was like in her forties. She looked like a man from the waist down, with big arms and such, but her face is slightly feminine and her voice is normal. Later, another woman came to meet her, also spotting a butch haircut except the difference was that she had breasts, or wasnt trying to hide them like the other one. Lesbian couple. There was another one, whose face looked more boyish but her small frame and voice gave her away. Another young one, till now i dunno if its a guy or girl, but it had a sec school girlfriend with it, some hugging happened. Then yesterday, i saw like, why was a guy looking for a bra? i mean seriously, as a gift? So i went around to get a side view, and yes, it was a guy. Thats weird, i wondered if he knew his gf's size. Then i saw from the back, through the t-shirt, the outline of a bra. Not those normal thin ones, but more like a sports bra. Maybe it was the thing it used to flatten her boobs. Ouh, and the section she was at was the for like young girls or very flat chested women. Speaking of boobs, they sell these like fake ones that you put in your bra, you know, for those not so generously gifted. They feel so real.

There was also this family that came twice. Both the children were retarded. I'm not insulting them or anything, but they looked medically retarded. As in the bigger one, a boy, looked like 5 or 6 but was still drooling down his front. Both couldnt speak but made spastic noises. And both the children had this weird fettish for touching stuff in this awkward way. It looks like they're trying to grab something but they just keep doing that action on diff surfaces.
I shall show you if i meet you. And i pity the parents, cause like, you may have A retarded child but to have both that way...

There are also stupid people. I heard this fillipina woman say seken ploor(second floor) to someone over the phone. Most of them cant say seven as well, they'll go "seben". And this real bimbo auntie, (well you cant call her a bimbo cause she's ugly) asked what size the product was, pointing to it. I said super single. Guess what she said. "Super king ah? Wah so big!" You know those japanese anime cartoons where if the characters have a 'diao' moment, they'll have a big water droplet at the side or back of the head? Yeah, mine was so big i could fit a watermelon in it. And you know, around her chin, she had wht looked like huge pimples, except they were flesh. It looks like her face is melting. She'd fit right at home at a madam tussad's exhibiton.

There are also people who really get on my nerves. Like this granma who was telling me all sorts of stuff, like her daughter scolds her, while i was eating. She was so fussy, no wonder her daughter scolds her. This other woman, while i was workin, was talkin to the salesgirl at the lingerie department. At first glance, she looked professional, with her black blazer and gold tag and what not. She shouldnt have opened her mouth because it set her back ten levels in society to a market auntie. Omg, the way she spoke was so frustrating. She speaks like that witch, Yubaba from spirited away, except worse. And she keeps over-emoting everything that she could rival the drama queen herself, Madame julia huang, the vampiress. (for those who dunno her, she is a too over-expresive ancient teacher i know, yes, i used 2 extremes side my side. Grammatically wrong but logically correct). And worse, she looked so ugly to begin with, but was still contorting her face. Even though she wasnt talkin to me, her voice carried so far and loud, that it sounded worse than those horrible chinese new year songs that sounded from the speakers.

Enough bitching for one time. There's this really cute bag i saw. It looks like a grub, or beetle. I'm so gonna get it. And also, these real hot pair of black converses are on my list of to-buy when i finally get paid. I dont see why They have to wait a month after my last day to pay me. Wats up with that?